Showing posts with label Sam Hunt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sam Hunt. Show all posts

May 20, 2022

Why 1992 Was Better Than 2022

Dallas 1992

Dallas 2022

Duo featuring a "Dan" 1992

Duo featuring a "Dan" 2022

Inarticulate Joe 1992

Inarticulate Joe 2022

Crazy Don: 2022 / 1992

Walker 1992

Walker 2022

Gas Prices 1992

Gas Prices 2022

Rappers 1992

Rappers 2022



Apr 15, 2022

Hundreds Walk Out as Sam Hunt Performs Entire Concert “Country Style”

This is fake news

Wednesday night’s Sam Hunt concert at The Wharf Amphitheater in Orange Beach, AL saw hundreds of his fans leave well before the singer’s show actually ended. Many who stayed were also offended by what they witnessed.

According to several walkouts, Sam began the show by saying “We’re gonna play y’all some country music tonight!” The venue roared with their appreciation, confident in their 2022 radio-defined understanding of ‘country music,’ but many were soon left scratching their heads, and yes, leaving the arena over what transpired.

“When they played “House Party” in that old timey style, I just thought he was doing something a little different to open the show,” said an exasperated Tawny London of Mobile. “But then there was this person playing a violin or something on the next song too, and Sam wasn’t rapping, and I don’t know what the hell was going on.” London said she stayed for a couple more songs until it was clear the whole set would be played in this “redneck old cheugy people music” style.

“There was this guy on stage 
who was sitting at a table with strings on it or something and these sad, weird sounds were coming out of it,” said an also upset Chad Davis of Biloxi. “It was like a dying guitar and the squeals coming out of it made me feel emotions and I didn’t like it. If I wanted to see a good ol' classic country concert, I'd go see Luke Bryan.”

Hunt, for his part, sang the usually spoken or rapped parts of his hit songs. Around 30 minutes into his hour and 45 minute set, the exodus began, leaving The Wharf half empty by the encore. Hunt never said anything about the departures or the scattered boos, only plowing through the songs with cheerful aplomb and occasionally mentioning the origins of the songs between selections.

“There wasn’t no dancers, there wasn’t no outfit changes,” said a crying Ginger Lee of Auburn. “He ain’t even tell us to throw our hands in the air and wave em all around like we just don’t care. What kind of country concert was this supposed to be??”

At press time, Sam Hunt had not responded to our requests for an interview and had recently hired Dave Cobb to produce his next record.

This is satire / fake news. 

Apr 7, 2022

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: April '22

 A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive. Total score below the chart.


The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-8) overall which is an 8 point drop from January (the previous time we did this chart). The best song is Carly Pearce/Ashley McBryde’s “Never Wanted to Be That Girl.” The worst is Walker Hayes’ “AA” (big surprise, huh?). The songs are getting dumber as summer nears, like they usually do.


Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.

Scooby-Doo Country Reaction Gifs

 When the country station is playing some dude rapping about trying to keep his daughter off the pole

When Earl took a nap and they 
brought him a tarp instead of a blanket

When you get backstage passes at a Billy Strings show

Carrie Underwood fans when somebody on Twitter
dares utter a negative comment about her

When I'm in public and accidentally
hear a snippet of a Dan + Shay song

When the Uber driver is listening to Sam Hunt

When "Chattahoochee" comes on but
you don't know how to line dance

When you hear that one of your friends
went to a Kane Brown concert

Mar 30, 2022

Top 10 Headlines Taste of Country Hasn’t Posted Yet

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10. Scott McCreery enjoys a round of Scrabble with his wife


9. Brantley Gilbert reveals which gun tattoo his kids will get first


8. Remember when Shania Twain busted her ass at the CMT Awards?


7. Thomas Rhett saves a turtle stuck in the road


6. Adorable! Gabby Barrett shows off her Easter outfit


5. Remember when Walker Hayes hit #1 with “Fancy Like?”


4. Luke Bryan accidentally pranks Luke Bryan on American Idol


3. Remember when we were a reputable source for country music news? Neither do we.


2. Keith Urban seen staring lovingly up at wife Nicole Kidman


1. Sam Hunt reveals his favorite attributes in a mistress


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