Showing posts with label Trace Adkins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Trace Adkins. Show all posts

Jun 4, 2024

AI Illustrated Country Songs: Most Hated Country Songs Edition


Artists and song titles at the end if you can't figure these out.









Luke Bryan - Country Girl (Shake it For Me)
Johnny Cash - Chicken in Black
Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much
Trace Adkins - Brown Chicken, Brown Cow
Walker Hayes - Fancy Like
Big & Rich - Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)
Brad Paisley & LL Cool J - Accidental Racist
Tim McGraw - Truck Yeah

Apr 12, 2024

Lost 90s Country Song Was Somehow Too Cheesy to Release

A 90s country ballad based on a silly saying from a popular sitcom? In an era marked by movie-catch-phrase song titles, tunes about sentient hearts, and more goofy dance remixes than you could shake it to the right at, this particular one was somehow deemed too cringe. Why is that?

Because it was “Did I Do That?” a phrase made popular by Family Matters character Urkel (played by Jaleel White), a lovable nerd who was often hilariously and disastrously clumsy. Now, that hook might work for an uptempo party song, but this was no “Ain’t Goin’ Down (Till the Sun Comes Up)” or “I Like It, I Love It”; it was a fiddle and steel, cry-in-your-beer heartbreak song.


The tearjerker, written by Craig Wiseman and Gary Loyd was pitched to around 15 different artists, with only 1 cutting the tune. The singer, who can’t be named, but whose name rhymes with Lacey Turd, had hoped to include the song on his 1996 album and release it as a single; they even had single artwork completed. 


That’s when higher ups at MCA stepped in and told him and producers that “Did I Do That?” was just too dopey, even for the 90s (and even for an artist who’d later release the gem, “Ten Rounds With Jose Cuervo”). So the song just went into the vaults never to be heard again.


Even Wiseman, who’d go on to become one of the most successful songwriters and music execs in mainstream country is ashamed of “Did I Do That?” “Where’d you even find out about it?” he laughed. “We must’ve had some good weed in the writers’ room that day… a sad song based on a goofy exclamation from a TV dork… it’s even dumber than (Blake Shelton & Trace Adkins’) “Hillbilly Bone” which I am also quite ashamed to have my name associated with” 


When asked if the song might ever see the light of day, Wiseman said “There were several lyrics based on other absurd quotes from the show… and on the last chorus, (singer) even sang the hook similarly to Urkel’s delivery… so honestly, I hope whatever vault the tapes were in burned down and then flooded and then the debris was dispersed by straight-line winds to the horizon.” 


Wiseman did provide the few following lyrics from the song (to the best of his recollection):


My little sweet potato

With eyes so sad and blue

Baby I’ve got to know

If I’m the one that did that to you

My perfect baby cakes

Laura, why did you go?

Was it my mistakes

That got you feelin’ so low


(Part of chorus)

Did I do that?

Break your heart too many times

You ain’t comin’ back

And all the fault is mine”


Dec 21, 2023

Christmas Cartoon Country Reaction Gifs

When I say "Oh great, they're playing Luke Bryan Christmas songs" 

If Trace Adkins' "Brown Chicken Brown Cow" 
video was set in winter

When somebody asks me to give one good reason I don't like Jason Aldean

When you play Frosty some Charles Wesley Godwin

Hey country singer, why are you sleeping in your van between shows?

Me when people out there in the world are innocently enjoying some Dan + Shay music

When a woman asks a mainstream radio programmer to play their songs

Reading the comments after I post a Morgan Wallen meme

If a bro-country singer wrote a Christmas song

Billy Strings' Christmas party got out of hand quickly

Do you think you could ever like a Kane Brown song?



Dec 22, 2022

A Bad Moms Christmas Country Reaction Gifs

If Wheeler Walker Jr. ever puts out a Christmas song

Also, if Wheeler Walker Jr. ever puts out a Christmas song

When you think they just said "Morgan Wallen is the best country artist since George Strait"

 That Holiday Badonkadonk 


What do you think Alabama means by "a little turtle dovin'?"

Every punk or rock singer who went country in their 40s

Who here thinks Luke Bryan sucks?

They're playing Dan + Shay at the office Christmas party

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