When somebody throws on some Colter Wall
When I go see Willie's Outlaw Music Festival while my friend's out of town
When you have to go back to work at the place where everybody listens to pop country
Did you say you wanted to hear some country, and then request Kane Brown? That's an oxymoron or something.
Anytime a camera shows up around
a modern outlaw country artist
Oh you payed $1000 for a concert by a drunk and he missed the show?
When my friend sees the results of my drunken tumble at the Turnpike show last night
Smoke a little smoke, drop a few elbows
"Hey Morgan, you have a show tomorrow. Think you should be renting out a bar for 3 hours tonight?"