Jun 16, 2022
May 5, 2022
When your daughter gets Turnpike tickets but you don't
Bro country songs summarized:
Mar 17, 2022
RIP Bad Guy.
Mar 9, 2022
10. A blood transfusion for the hookworm
9. Put $1500 on Roman Reigns to unify the titles at Wrestlemania
8. Soundcloud Pro Unlimited subscription for their NASCAR themed hick-hop group
7. Pay the painter to finish the Marjorie Taylor Greene mural on the trailer
6. One of those little pill counting thingies pharmacists have
5. Alt-right NFTs
4. Surely there’s something left to add lights to on the pickup truck
3. Swingers’ vacation to Myrtle Beach with wife who is also aunt*
2. Upgrade cock-fighting arena
1. Gas. Hell, who isn’t?
*satire - not suggesting the two people in the picture are related*
Feb 16, 2022
Stoner? Probably. Beast? Definitely.
Large. Does the same thing over and over but still very popular.
Loves playing the heel. Very talented. Will talk shit at a moment’s notice.
Awesome. Takes up for herself. Most people don’t know who she is yet, but they will.
Tall. Annoyingly positive to the point of ‘go away’ heat.* Old.
Awesomely talented, but not as ‘over’** as they should be.
Not very good at anything, but always seems to be hanging around.
*Go away heat - when fans are legitimately not entertained and want the performer to stop it.
**Over - generating a large reaction from the fans.