Showing posts with label Darius Rucker. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Darius Rucker. Show all posts
Jun 9, 2023
New Music Group on the Scene
Labels:
Chase Rice,
Darius Rucker,
Hootie & The Blowfish,
Jason Aldean,
memes,
Morgan Wallen,
Satire
Dec 3, 2021
Had a Mullet / Should've Had a Mullet 3
Had a mullet |
Had a mullet |
Should've had a mullet |
Had a mullet |
Had a mullet |
Should've had a mullet |
Had a mullet |
Should've had a mullet |
Should've had a mullet |
Definitely had a mullet |
Labels:
Darius Rucker,
Dolly Parton,
Faith Hill,
Hank Sr.,
Jason Aldean,
Mullets,
Neal McCoy,
Satire,
Tammy Wynette,
Tiger King
Oct 5, 2021
Dec 9, 2020
You've Heard of Elf on a Shelf...
Labels:
Chase Rice,
Christmas,
Cody Jinks,
Dan + Shay,
Darius Rucker,
Elf on a Shelf,
Jason Aldean,
Satire,
Toadies
Jun 12, 2020
Antifa Coming to Your House to Make You Listen to Kane Brown
Reports from NewsPunisher.org indicate that the loosely organized progressive activist group Antifa is bored with ‘destroying American cities’ and is determined to spread their message to “racist suburban country fans.”
According to News Punisher, Antifa President Don T. Exiss stated: “We at Antifa hate the comfort and antipathy of suburban America, so we’re coming for you! Tonight we say “f*** the city” and we move to the residential areas… the white hoods (and I mean that as in all white people who live in the suburbs and enjoy country music are Klan members, periodt)… and we take what’s ours!”
Source Karen Sellers of Bethesda, Maryland, says a busload of Antifa members checked into hotels in the area two days ago and have devious plans in mind. “I heard from a friend of mine that Antifa is coming to each of our houses personally to force us to listen to (country star) Kane Brown, and if we don’t become fans, they’ll burn our homes down! I’m locked and loaded, so I ain’t worried. I just love my Hank Jr. and Charlie Daniels and that’s it! MAGA!” said Sellers.
When asked why they plan to inflict Kane Brown in particular upon the comfy conservatives, Exiss told us: “We could play Darius Rucker or Charley Pride, but even racists enjoy them, so we’ll be accomplishing the two-pronged goal of promoting a country artist who is a person of color, and also making the Repubs uncomfortable, because frankly, even we don’t like Kane’s music.”
Lee “SDE” Fockerson of Benton, AR was huddled in his foyer cradling a shoulder fired rocket launcher at press time.
Labels:
Charley Pride,
Darius Rucker,
Fake News,
Kane Brown,
Protests,
Satire
Jul 2, 2019
Dec 3, 2018
Radney Foster and Darius Rucker / "You Can Come Cryin' to Me"
Jul 12, 2018
Jun 21, 2018
Jun 13, 2018
Jun 7, 2018
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