Thanksgiving Memories 2022

 

Top 12 Signs a Texas Country Singer Isn’t Really From Texas

~ Trailer, with big help from Rich O’Toole

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12. When he covers “Screw You, We’re From Texas,” he just lets the crowd sing the word ‘Texas'

11. Thinks you’re talking about Lebron James when you mention the king

10. Actually enjoys Lone Star Beer

9. Dad owns a financial firm in Little Rock

8. Makes up a lie that it’s how they did it in (makes up Texas small town) when somebody calls them out for putting beans in chili

7. Follows Rich O’Toole on Twitter

6. Just nods along when band talks about kolaches because he thinks that’s a wooden dancing shoe that the Swedish wear or some shit

5. Still thinks Pat Green is famous

4. Wears a straw hat in winter

3. Books a Friday show in Houston and a Saturday show in El Paso because “it’s the same state, how far can it be?”

2. Rhymes ‘Bexar’ with Lexar in a song

1. Calls Jerry Jeff Walker …Jerry Jeff Walker

Country Twitter Fails: October '22

*foul language warning*

Monday Morning Memes: Johnny Cash, Jason Aldean, George Strait, Halloween

Monday Morning Memes: George Strait, Russell Dickerson, Loretta Lynn

 

Country Singers by Their Pants

In Defense of Strait Again

More Monday Memes: Jason Aldean, Stringbean, Nikki Lane, Coe

 

Stolen Memes: Johnny Cash, Conway Twitty, George Strait, Doc Watson

From Vinyl Ranch

 

Well Excuse Me

Strait Entertainment

 

Untrue Facts: FGL, Faith Hill, George Strait, Marty Stuart, Kenny Chesney

 

Only Murders in the Building Country Reaction Gifs

When given choice of a country song that slaps or a country song that whines

Clint Black?

When you're involved in vertical affection and he says he's gonna put on some Dustin Lynch for mood music

When the SEC has Kane Brown as bumper music despite your requests against it on Twitter

When he's taking you to Applebee's on the first date

When you're touring Garth's house and accidentally end up in the murder basement

Miranda Lambert?

A polite discussion of George Strait's greatness on Twitter

Just listen to 30 seconds of this new Parmalee song and tell me what you think

When you get Garth Brooks' cell #