The Crud Report: July '25

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What Would Waylon Do

Summer Blockbusters Country Reaction Gifs

Given the choice of hell or a Kane Brown concert

Me, on a daily basis, reading Facebook comments about how Dolly sucks and Waylon is overrated

If hick-hop fans are chartering your fishing boat

Them: Pop country didn't exist until the 90s

Me:

When you catch your son listening to Morgan Wallen

Listens to anti-Maga country singer once

When your playlist switches from classic country to bluegrass

When Tyler Childers asked Rick Rubin a question in studio

Discussing Aldean with a casual country fan

"This Willie's Roadhouse music is so sad and twangy. Can we listen to The Highway?" 

I wish I could do this to every Walker Hayes song I've ever had the displeasure of hearing

Upchurch fan says

The Lost Chorus of "Ain't No Good Chain Gang"

M*A*S*H Country Reaction Gifs

Which unreleased song are you mad that Tyler Childers isn't putting on his next album?

When Taste of Country decides to post 14 more stories about the failing economy and closing brick & mortar stores

When I post memes about Morgan Wallen on Facebook damn near every day and somebody has the nerve to ask who that is

"Zach Bryan is the greatest living songwriter"

When you talk shit about Jason Aldean around your mentally deficient coworker

Here's to light beers, smoked meats, and cranking some Waylon to celebrate America's 249th birthday

A Kane Brown fan trying to defend their opinion

When the on-hold music is pop country

Good Christian boy listens to Jason Isbell once

What's your favorite Wheeler Walker Jr song about?

When your friend has to go see Hardy with his wife

Have a nice 4th of July!

Politics Schmolitics

Country Propaganda

New Video / Waylon Jennings / "Songbird"

Still More Monday Memes: David Allan Coe, Beavis & Butthead, Robert Earl Keen

More Monday Memes: David Allan Coe, Waylon Jennings, Warren Zeiders

 

Country Twitter Fails, May '25

This is easily the stupidest edition ever. May God have mercy on your souls.