Monday Morning Memes: Zach Bryan, Maren Morris, Dustin Lynch, Waylon Jennings

 

Bill Hader Country Reaction Gifs

When George Jones sings:

Well, I caught my wife with another man
And it cost me ninety-nine

When you try to keep up with Willie

"Sam Hunt isn't pop"

Neighbor: You're playing sad country songs way too loud

Me after a bad day at work: 

When you remember Dustin Lynch's clothing line is called Stay Country

When somebody starts talking about Jelly Roll

When somebody says Morgan Wallen is the G.O.A.T.

When somebody comes at George Strait

I'm sadder than Ruston Kelly wearing a Lori McKenna shirt while listening to Gary Stewart

If fans had to be able to recite the ABC's to get into a Kane Brown concert

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Trucks to Infinity and Beyond

Worst Country Songs of 2022

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: November 2022

 A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive. Total score below the chart.

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-22) overall which is an 11 point drop (!!) from July (the previous time we did this chart). The best song is Jelly Roll's "Son of a Sinner." (If I had a time machine and went back and told myself about this one in 2015, I'd think future me was on crack.) The worst is Russell Dickerson and Jake Scott's "She Likes It" followed closely by Dustin Lynch's "Party Mode." I thought we were supposedly in the midst of another great credibility scare...

Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.

Every Artist Has That One Album: Dustin Lynch Edition

Only Murders in the Building Country Reaction Gifs

When given choice of a country song that slaps or a country song that whines

Clint Black?

When you're involved in vertical affection and he says he's gonna put on some Dustin Lynch for mood music

When the SEC has Kane Brown as bumper music despite your requests against it on Twitter

When he's taking you to Applebee's on the first date

When you're touring Garth's house and accidentally end up in the murder basement

Miranda Lambert?

A polite discussion of George Strait's greatness on Twitter

Just listen to 30 seconds of this new Parmalee song and tell me what you think

When you get Garth Brooks' cell #

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: July '22

A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive. Total score below the chart.

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-11) overall which is a 3 point drop from April (the previous time we did this chart). The best song is Ernest/Morgan Wallen’s “Flower Shops.” The worst is Dustin Lynch’s “Party Mode.” There are less women and more trucks… the typical summer regression.

Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.

6 New Country Parody Album Covers

My Cousin Vinny Country Reaction Gifs

 *foul language warning*

Every old country blues song's opening line:

I'm so lonesome I could cry

[insert joke about Rascal Flatts that gets me cancelled]

Walker Hayes' next song mentions Olive Garden

If you don't like Ian Noe, I don't trust your taste in anything

Ask a Dustin Lynch fan why they like one of his songs and...

"You wanna go to the String Cheese Incident show with me?"

When that guy just said every Kane Brown song is a banger

When I show up to court in a "Who the F*** is Sturgill Simpson?" tee shirt

The Empire Strikes Back Country Reaction Gifs

 The day I turned on country radio and they were playing a song about shaking ass for the catfish

Say Walker Hayes is country or fall into the abyss

When an Upchurch fan asks you out

Waiting on country radio to play a Waylon song

Dustin Lynch: "party mode party mode party mode"

Me:

Be careful when you catch yourself tapping your foot to a FGL song

Aldean sings a high note