Showing posts with label Marshmello. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marshmello. Show all posts

Oct 30, 2024

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: October

A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive, an asterisk denotes a song where the good attributes and the bad are dead even. An overall score and brief summary are below the chart. 




The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-18) overall which is an 8 point drop(!) from June. Zach Top sits atop the ratings with “Sounds Like the Radio” being the best song this month. Kane Brown and Marshmello’s “Miles On It,” is the worst, but it had some strong competition. This was one of the worst months since I started doing these ratings. When Dan + Shay’s single is one of the better songs in the top 20, you have a problem. We may need to have a talk about that whole neo-traditional revival. 




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And here is Bobby's version. Bobby goes a lot easier on 

mainstream music than I do and still only rates it a +3 overall




Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.




Sep 10, 2019

A Visual Interview With Kane Brown

What face do most old-school country fans make when they hear your music?


Describe your musical approach.


Where does most of the worst mainstream country music come from?


How many times a day do you get mad about something Farce the Music tweets?


Your album Experiment has been out 10 months now. 
How do people seem to feel about it?


You've always been a country singer, right? 


 If somebody really wants to hear some good actual country music,
who should they listen to?


Name another country artist who inspires you.


And finally, describe your vocal style in the best way you know how.

Aug 28, 2019

This Guy Rants About Cody Jinks Playing the Opry

LMOA! Who! When I heard last year that my boy Dustin Lynch was joining the Grand Old Opera I was happy as hell! For all he’s done for country music, it was about damn time! He makes music that makes chicks want to ride in my truck with me and that means he a legend! 

Now comes word that somebody name Cody Jinks is playing at the opery tonight. Cody Jinks, who’s she? LOL. Now I’m not a hater but shouldn’t people that plays the hollow hall of country music be somebody me and my bros have listen to? I mean, back in the olden days, they let people play who only did sad songs played with old timey instruments like guitars and fiddles, but in more recent years, they’s let my homie Hootie join and Dustin and folks like that. Party ass music, you know what I’m sayin?

I asked all are friend’s group if they’d heard of Cody Jinks and here was the results: Chad said “Who tf is that?” (Yes he really said “tf” out loud). Brad said “Is that the guy who used to date Brelynn?” Matt said “No.” Dylan said “I don’t listen to anybody who doesn’t have DJ in front of there name.” Only Carter said he’s heard of Cody, but Carter runs a blog or something and he’s pretty weird. 

There’s a thousand country singers who deserve to be on the Opary before Cody Junks. Like Mitchell Tenpenny. That dude slaps. Diplo! F**k yeah, he’s done two or three country songs everybody I know loves. Marshmello. He did that song with Kane Brown and he’s legit. I could go on for pair of graphs, but you get the point. 

I listened to a Cody Jinks song and I couldn’t even get threw thirty seconds before I wanted to attach a garden hose to my F-150 exhaust in the garage. Why dose anyone want to hear such sad songs and songs about grown ass adult stuff? That’s so boring. Give me real country dudes singing about stuff I knows about like hooking up in bars and hooking up in bars. 

Anyway, I’m probably never going to the Grand Old Oprery anyway because theirs some guy who plays there all the time named Ricky Skanks, and I’d just laugh the hole time.


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