*this edition has lots of slur and name calling*
Showing posts with label Trisha Yearwood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Trisha Yearwood. Show all posts
Jun 25, 2024
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Oct 12, 2023
Garth Brooks Country Reaction Gifs
When your team gets smoked by South Alabama but you're trying to be positive
Are you serious when you say you'd prefer a minor injury over attending a Kane Brown concert?
When there are so many bodies, you can't remember where they all are
McDonalds is bringing back the McRib!
And you can get 10 free McNuggets with your first app order!
May the Lord strike me down if I ruined country music
When you're country, but they throw on some Bruno Mars
When a second person in 2 weeks says Oliver Anthony's song is better than anything Isbell ever wrote
When the fiddle player hasn't taken a shower in a week
Country music is just farm emo
When Garth takes his song "Mr. Blue" a little too seriously
How can you make Trisha Yearwood laugh for an hour with only 9 words?
May 2, 2023
Overly Politically Correct Country Songs: Sawyer Brown, Martina McBride, Cody Jinks, etc.
Cody Jinks - Gestational Parent Song
Same Kind of Mental Illness as Me
Johnny Paycheck - The Only Ruckus My Birthing Parent Ever Raised
Don Gibson - Womxn (Desirable Womxn)
Dwight Yoakam - Guitars, EV Cadillacs
Bill Anderson - Disenfranchised Folx
Trisha Yearwood - Low Income Enclave of Memphis
Paul Overstreet - Seein’ My Second Biological Parent In Me
Sammy Kershaw - CIS Female Royalty of My Large Manufactured Home
Martina McBride - This One’s for All Persons Identifying as Young Females
In My Birthling’s Eyes
Sawyer Brown - The Young Cisgender Males and Me
Hellroys - Those Breasts Aren’t Mentally Challenged
Hank Williams Sr. - (Catcalling an Attractive CIS Female)
John Anderson - Corporate Farm Fowl Pollution Causing Vehicle
African American Sheep
Dec 11, 2022
Nov 8, 2022
Apr 22, 2022
Hundreds Believe Tim McGraw Nearly Killed a Guy Because This Headline Says So
Most of the few readers who actually clicked on this story without excitedly sharing it first, only read the first sentence, which also fools unworldly folks into thinking that the following actually happened:
Country superstar Tim McGraw has been arrested for a shocking assault after putting a real good man in the hospital on Wednesday night. McGraw told police he was just sticking up for his wife when the man, Vernon Brinks, said Faith Hill’s acting was a little dry in Yellowstone: 1883. After striking Brinks over and over, the victim suffered a broken wrist, a concussion, internal bleeding, and several external bruises. Brinks is said to have neither liked it, loved it, nor wanted any more of it and is expected to be released from the hospital this weekend. In a statement after making bail, McGraw apologized for the incident and blamed “the cowboy in me.”
Despite the previous paragraph being written in a less than journalistic quality, several persons who have continued reading started thinking that maybe this stupid and transparently satirical bit might have some veracity. 5 of them go back and share the story on Facebook with an “OMG!” Most didn’t even notice that there were 4 Tim McGraw song titles hidden in that paragraph, further giving clue that this stunning bit of news never occurred.
In previous weeks, this very website (which features the word ‘farce’ in its title) has been barraged by thick-headed people replying as if satirical stories were the gospel. One of those people is reading this sentence now and I’m going to tell him that Garth Brooks cheated on Trisha with Kenny Chesney and he’ll believe it, because his brain has been warped and clouded by social media, politics, and the degradation of real media over the past 10-15 years.
At press time, 1 of the 9 people who made it this far into the article also believed that Thomas Rhett is a meth-addicted serial killer because this sentence purports it to be true.
Nov 30, 2021
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