When your team gets smoked by South Alabama but you're trying to be positive
Are you serious when you say you'd prefer a minor injury over attending a Kane Brown concert?
When there are so many bodies, you can't remember where they all are
McDonalds is bringing back the McRib!
And you can get 10 free McNuggets with your first app order!
May the Lord strike me down if I ruined country music
When you're country, but they throw on some Bruno Mars
When a second person in 2 weeks says Oliver Anthony's song is better than anything Isbell ever wrote
When the fiddle player hasn't taken a shower in a week
Country music is just farm emo
When Garth takes his song "Mr. Blue" a little too seriously
How can you make Trisha Yearwood laugh for an hour with only 9 words?
