Showing posts with label Walker Hayes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Walker Hayes. Show all posts
Dec 2, 2021
Ren & Stimpy Country Reaction Gifs
When somebody slid in my DMs last week and told me Turnpike was getting back together
When "Misery and Gin" shows up in a playlist
Getting inspired to write an Americana song...
Still better written than whatever Walker Hayes' latest is
A Florida-Georgia Line songwriting session
Mr. Horse, please review Thomas Rhett's "Slow Down Summer"
Mainstream country radio fans be like...
If you don't like Turnpike Troubadours, you can kiss
Nov 30, 2021
Nov 24, 2021
WKRP in Cincinnati Country Reaction Gifs
Tell me you're not country as f
without saying you're not country as f
My brain after months of "Fancy Like" commercials
Life with you makes perfect sense,
you're my best friend
When you see some redneck mothers
When Herb asks you out to a Luke Bryan concert
When Travis suggests playing mainstream country radio in the breakroom
Trying to get out of a conversation with a Kane Brown fan
What happens when you play Florida-Georgia Line in a large crowd
Nov 22, 2021
Nov 18, 2021
Nov 12, 2021
72% of Americans in Favor of Walker Hayes’ Arrest
Walker’s song has been a mainstay on country radio since June, and television since August - featuring in ever-present Applebee’s commercials. The nearly inescapable tune paints an idyllic picture of the simple life, mentioning many name brands in the process. Some love the song, but most apparently see it as the grounds for Hayes’ incarceration.
In the comments section of our poll (which only featured that one question), we received such feedback as:
“I don’t know who that is but he has a stupid name so yes.”
“That song makes me want to pull out my ear drums with tweezers and burn them in sacrifice to Satan.”
“Hes not cuntry music like Hank and Paycheck he sucks so throw him in the pen!”
“You people are so hateful. Don’t you have friends or fun? What’s wrong with a little light hearted silliness?”
“F*** this Lego head guy. He’s worse than Garth!”
In this day of divided attentions and beliefs, one strains to find anything Americans agree on over a 45% threshold, so this result is fairly surprising. Only 32% of Americans agreed with the statement that “Clean air is good.” A slightly higher percentage, 34%, said that ‘stabbing people they disagreed with’ was immoral.
Hayes, who recently scored his first #1 hit with the ubiquitous song, said in response to this poll question, “Why would you even ask that? Who are you?” Hayes’ representation also stated: We are perplexed about why a media source with a likely axe to grind would propose such an absurd poll question. Walker Hayes has brought joy to millions with his smash hit song, and is also an upstanding citizen, husband, and father. We’ll give no further comment at this time, except WTF?”
At press time, Walker Hayes was not being investigated for any reason whatsoever, but perhaps he should be if America has a say in the matter.
Nov 11, 2021
Seinfeld Country Reaction Gifs 3
"Hey man, my girl has to take care of her sick mom, wanna go see Colter Wall with me?"
"Hey man, my girl has to take care of her sick mom, wanna go see Luke Bryan with me?"
Wheeler Walker Jr. album review
What's another name for people who don't like Willie Nelson?
Them: Well, "Fancy Like" is a good song even if it's not country.
Me:
Typical radio station visit for a female country singer
If country cheatin' songs were aggressive instead of sad
♫ It wasn't long after a benevolent man
Took me in off the streets ♫
Took me in off the streets ♫
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