Showing posts with label Walker Hayes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Walker Hayes. Show all posts

Jan 26, 2023

Abbott Elementary Country Reaction Gifs

Me about to answer "shit" when somebody asks what kind of music Florida-Georgia Line made


"Hey, check out this new Hardy album. Like it?"

Your favorite singer or band announcing a tour

Scrolling through the comments under a Morgan Wallen meme

Telling war stories of listening to 30 seconds of a Walker Hayes song

Y'all okay if we play the pop country station as background music at the luncheon?

Girl, if you think Jason Aldean is one of the greats...

Jan 19, 2023

Gilmore Girls Country Reaction Gifs

"Get over it old man. That old kind of country is dead and never coming back."

I'm a hater

"Hey, I got a left over Kane Brown ticket, my friend can't go..."

"If you don't like Morgan Wallen, we can't be friends"

When they're pushing out women country singers


When your favorite bar got rid of the jukebox and just plays pop country over the speakers

When somebody plays you a Walker Hayes song

What makes you different from Luke Bryan fans?


How you know a group of people are not Hardy fans

Jan 5, 2023

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #66

Morgan Wallen fan getting mad at me on Facebook

When you ask a crowd of morons what Toby Keith's best song is

Putting dobro in a Kane Brown song?

Me when I see my kid's been listening to Luke Bryan

When you ask a bro wearing a Johnny Cash shirt how many songs he can name

When that opening riff from "Only Daddy That'll Walk the Line" hits

When somebody says I shouldn't talk bad about Walker Hayes because kids might be reading

When you're going to get Tyler Childers tickets one way or another

A boy named Sue realizing he won the fight

Dec 23, 2022

Pop-Country Singer Shares Lovingly Scripted Holiday Family Hijinks

Superstar pop-country singer ____ recently shared some lovingly curated pre-Christmas hijinks with his household. It was highly family-friendly and positive to preclude any naysayers of said artist from finding anything worthy of “hating” on. 

In the series of videos, ____ led his family of 23 people and 2 dogs in a clearly rehearsed musical number featuring songs from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and Frosty the Snowman. All persons involved, including the children, were as poised and trained as Disney Channel actors and actresses, putting forth the sort of commercially acceptable filler content sites like The Boot and Taste of Country revel in this time of year, with there being little other news of note going on.


Only a Grinch, Scrooge, Satan, or “that ain’t real country” blogger could find any sort of fault in these primped, staged, and PR committee approved scenes of Yuletide glee.


The cynicism-proof videos also featured cutely choreographed dance numbers featuring ____ himself wearing an elf costume and doing whatever TikTok dance is currently in fashion. Once upon a time, the singer was a bit rougher around the edges and said things that rubbed people the wrong way from time to time, but these days he is a straight up f**king Hallmark movie.


To prove they aren’t entirely straight-laced, ____ and his beautiful wife were also seen playing naughty (wholesome and scripted) pranks on one another. In one oh-so-cute clip, ___’s wife dumped a bucket of paper snow on ___’s head as he walked out of the bathroom. He fell to the carpet in premeditated shock and silliness, just like Waylon woulda done if such technology had existed in the late 70s. 


At press time, _____ was helping his social media manager edit a video in which the singer ‘hilariously’ suggests the kids leave out White Claw and Quest bars for Santa.


Dec 15, 2022

Love Actually Country Reaction Gifs

When she has a Dolly tattoo and Turnpike's discography on vinyl

If you think Tim McGraw is classic country, you're...

When you'd rather be fighting zombies than on a date with a Kane Brown fan

Pretending to care that a coworker couldn't get Morgan Wallen tickets

When Colin asks your opinion of any Walker Hayes song

When you sit around listening to John Fullbright and Patsy Cline

"Hey, I thought I hated country music, but no, I just hate mainstream country music!"

When you realize you're covering a Dan + Shay song

When "Cocaine Country Dancing" comes up in the shuffle


Dec 7, 2022

What Your Favorite Album of 2022 Says About You


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Miranda Lambert - Palomino

Even if you hadn’t listened to it, this would be your #1. Even if it was terrible, this would be your #1. Even if Miranda slapped your step-dad and keyed your Altima, this would be your #1. 




Beyonce - Renaissance

Even if you hadn’t listened to it, this would be your #1. Even if it was terrible, this would be your #1. Even if Beyonce besmirched your mother and keyed your Nissan Leaf, this would be your #1. You either write for a hipsterish music site or are a full time Beyonce stan.




Zach Bryan - American Heartbreak

You are a former bro-country fan who finally graduated from the community college after 5 years. The pickup truck your dad bought you in 11th grade is long in the tooth but it still gets you to the construction site. You still do mostly the same things in your spare time that you’ve done since 11th grade, but the soundtrack is better now. You read a little poetry, but don't tell your friends about it.




Koe Wetzel - Helldorado

You are the same as the Zach Bryan fan above, but in your first year of community college, which you will never graduate. You claim you were never into bro-country, but there are t-shirts in your chest of drawers that would prove otherwise. You can’t hold down a part time job because weed. 




The Wooks - Flyin’ High

You are a pot head, but it doesn’t matter because you are the HR person or business owner. You drive a 1998 Ford F-150 and people assume you are secretly wealthy. That would be true if you didn’t spend it all on shows, pot, and weaponry.




Walker Hayes - Country Stuff The Album

You’re shitting me, right?


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