Showing posts with label Raelynn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Raelynn. Show all posts
Oct 22, 2018
Monday Morning Memes: Halloween, FGL, Kane Brown
Labels:
Drake,
Florida Georgia Line,
Halloween,
Jason Isbell,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Raelynn,
Satire
Oct 16, 2018
Send in the Women!
Labels:
Lauren Alaina,
memes,
Raelynn,
Satire
Mar 21, 2017
More (Theoretical) Florida-Georgia Line / Jason Isbell Collaborations
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
Jason Isbell,
memes,
Raelynn,
Satire
Oct 2, 2015
Really Dumb Country Music Reviews 2
Real country song/album reviews from a popular music downloading service.
Ashley Monroe - The Blade
George Strait - Love is Everything
Jason Isbell - Something More Than Free
Pistol Annies - Hell on Heels
Thomas Rhett - Tangled Up
Sam Hunt - Montevallo
Turnpike Troubadours - s/t
Chris Stapleton - Traveller
May 13, 2015
Apr 1, 2015
Little Known Facts: April 2015
Jason Aldean's wedding party featured a who's who of Nashville scum and American Idol rejects.
The truth behind the breakup of Fifth on the Floor is that bass player Jason Parsons
The truth behind the breakup of Fifth on the Floor is that bass player Jason Parsons
is a finalist for the possible upcoming mission to Mars.
Chase Rice's next album will have more Elegance, Dignity, and Majesty.
Chase Rice's next album will have more Elegance, Dignity, and Majesty.
Those are his favorite Crazy Horse strippers, and they will be providing backing vocals.
The Grand Ole Opry recently invited Sam Hunt to perform but he declined because he had never heard of the venue.
Indiana's new religious freedom act was originally designed to keep out Little Big Town,
The Grand Ole Opry recently invited Sam Hunt to perform but he declined because he had never heard of the venue.
Indiana's new religious freedom act was originally designed to keep out Little Big Town,
but a typo created discrimination against the LGBT community.
Florida-Georgia Line follows Farce The Music on Twitter due to the frequent mentions
Florida-Georgia Line follows Farce The Music on Twitter due to the frequent mentions
they receive on the account. If they add a third member who can read, they will block us.
Chase Bryant ended the crowd surfing portion of his set after the February incident
Chase Bryant ended the crowd surfing portion of his set after the February incident
in which he put out a fan's eye with his hair.
Marilyn Manson ended his relationship with Evan Rachel Wood upon
Marilyn Manson ended his relationship with Evan Rachel Wood upon
discovering it was actually Shooter Jennings in drag.
Luke Bryan's stage clothes all come from Once Upon A Child.
Brantley Gilbert finally had a test come back with nothing on it.
Luke Bryan's stage clothes all come from Once Upon A Child.
Brantley Gilbert finally had a test come back with nothing on it.
Unfortunately for him, it was for his GED.
Confusing RaeLynn and Raelyn Nelson in front of Willie Nelson is the quickest way
Confusing RaeLynn and Raelyn Nelson in front of Willie Nelson is the quickest way
to see The Redheaded Stranger's black belt skills.
After Keith Urban wore a Sturgill Simpson shirt on American Idol,
After Keith Urban wore a Sturgill Simpson shirt on American Idol,
Sturgill returned the favor by eating some Australian mushrooms in private.
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Almost all of these by Jeremy Harris
Mar 12, 2015
Top 10 Traits for Getting a Country Record Deal 2015
10. Pretty smile, nice boobs, tight ass (that's for the males)
9. Ability to to perform a Dr. Dre/Hozier/Adele medley
9. Ability to to perform a Dr. Dre/Hozier/Adele medley
during the breakdown portion of your latest "country" single
8. Strong knowledge of advanced skin care techniques including
8. Strong knowledge of advanced skin care techniques including
cleansing, exfoliating, targeted treatments, and moisturizing
7. Nominal vocal skills
6. Enough knowledge of country music history
6. Enough knowledge of country music history
to feign reverence for previous generations
5. Repertoire of kowtowing, adherence to 1950's traditional gender roles,
willingness to soften strong opinions with humor and over-politeness (that's for the females)
4. Strong slang vocabulary - must know difference between thot and tho
4. Strong slang vocabulary - must know difference between thot and tho
3. Malleable sense of self, deference to trends, lack of regard for genre fundamentals
2. Must look good in neutral colored henleys
2. Must look good in neutral colored henleys
1. Permanent five o'clock shadow
Labels:
Cole Swindell,
Luke Bryan,
Michael Ray,
Raelynn,
Satire,
Top Ten Lists
Mar 5, 2015
Feb 6, 2015
Band Mashup: Raelynn Sremmurd
Labels:
Band Mash-up,
parody,
Photocrap,
Rae Sremmurd,
Raelynn
Jan 20, 2015
Parody Album Covers: Raelynn, Swon Brothers, etc.
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