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10. Your aunt actually wins that RV she keeps reposting about on Facebook.
9. Justin Moore takes a leak without standing on a potty stool.
8. A Nigerian prince sends you 3.2 million dollars.
6. Ifs and buts become candy and nuts.
4. Donald Trump releases his tax returns. Joe Biden admits he’s uncertain which city he’s in.
2. Hank Sr stops rolling in his grave.
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by Jeremy Harris and Trailer
14. Shooter Jennings walking down Music Row in shorts
12. A country exec with any 2 of the following: brains, balls, integrity
10. A Kane Brown fan who won't have retinal damage after today
8. A local eating at FGL house
7. Colt Ford and Gary Levox eating salads
4. Luke Bryan shopping for relaxed fit jeans
2. A woman on the country charts who isn't counted against the quota
Aug 8, 2017
About a year ago, I decided I needed some quick questions to pop out in case I ran into someone who would be an interesting person to talk to for Farce The Music. I wanted the questions to be a mix of aggravating and stupid but not so many questions that it’d take forever to type up afterwards. I decided on five and would call them The Farce 5. Catchy ain’t it? In April of this year, I attended a Tyler Childers show at Ohio’s worst kept secret, Tootle’s Pumpkin Inn located in Circleville. I asked Tyler that if he had about five minutes because I had a very short interview I’d like to do. A few minutes later he came to me and The Farce 5 was underway. Enjoy.
by Jeremy Harris
FTM: If you can only pick one, what genre of music would you put yourself into to?
TC: One? I guess country? It’s hard to pick one. I just always considered it hillbillies making mountain sounds. It’s a little bit country, a little Appalachian but if it’s one, probably rap. I’ll go with rap.
FTM: That’s good. Rap seems popular these days and the kids love it. It’s a good way to get yourself introduced to a younger crowd.
FTM: I know there’s been times where you’ve shared a dressing room with other artist, so which of your fellow artist takes the stinkiest shits?
TC: [Whispers to self: Stinkiest shit?] I would say it would probably be Arlo McKinley. He takes the stinkiest shit.
FTM: But he has such a sweet voice.
TC: Yeah, but the other end ain’t so sweet man. It’s pretty nasty.
FTM: Well, I’ll try to stay on the voice end.
TC: Cheeseburgers and beer can be a bad equation.
FTM: Has there ever been a time when you pretended to remember a fan you’ve encountered so they would quit telling you why you should know them?
FTM: On a side note, we’ve met like three times.
TC: Yeah, I remember. Yeah I guess. That will make them go away.
FTM: Describe your worst hotel experience.
TC: I stayed in a place in Tulsa and I can’t remember what the place was but there was a 1-1/2 to 2 inch space under all the doors. when you were walking you could everything that was happening in each hotel room and the walls were paper thin. We go there and the guy next door he was, he was just being a real asshole to this woman and you’d hear him stay stuff like “Damnit!”, then he’d go on a big rant. I just kept thinking, that poor girl, and then after he did it like three times she just tore into him. Everything that he had said abusively, verbally didn’t hold a light to what she did to him. I was like, that poor guy…
FTM: You didn’t expect that did you?
TC: No, I didn’t expect that. There was a lot of arguing, stinky sheets and a stinky place.
FTM: Alright, last question. If you could make one singer or band disappear forever, who would it be and why?
TC: Hmmm, disappear. Probably, uh… I was thinking Gomer Pyle. The fact that he had that gorgeous voice just took so much away from the comedy side. So if you could keep Gomer Pyle as Gomer but take out all that singing shit that’d be great.
FTM: Thanks Tyler. I’ll get this all turned in within the next two days to six months. [barely made it]
Aug 2, 2017
Sam Hunt celebrated his longest reigning Billboard Hot Country song of all time with a goblet of Perrier garnished with kiwi and a new pair of wide cropped trousers
Taylor Swift has been pondering a return to country music, but feels that the current scene is "too pop" for her
I wonder if mentioning that Upchurch guy or Luke Combs gets people to visit this site? Only one way to find out....
Bucky Covington is currently in the studio working on his new album*
*in the food truck grilling some brats
Former AC/DC frontman Brian Johnson is expected to release a country album in 2018 titled 'For Those About To Mud (We'll Drink a Cold One To That)'
Martina McBride once bet Reba a single's royalty payments she could kill a bottle of Rumple Minze in 30 seconds. That's how she paid for the indoor shooting range in her house.
Upon further investigation, Cody Jinks may be the devil
The Nashville zoo once went on lockdown due to a gorilla escape until they realized it was just Dylan Scott
Every 6-8 months I google 'Colt Ford' to make sure he's still alive so I can write facts about him and not seem like too much of an ass
Kyle Park is derivative, obsequious, facile, and parochial. For you Texas music fans, that means he's no different from mainstream country
Tyler Childers has become so famous that the Taco Bell in Louisa, Kentucky cleaned their bathroom in his honor
Kelsea Ballerini is as cute as a button and twice the singer
FTM was gonna start a @BedazzledLukeBryan Twitter account but all our planned posts just looked like Luke Bryan's
by Trailer and Jeremy Harris