Showing posts with label Tyler Childers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tyler Childers. Show all posts

Feb 2, 2023

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #67

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When you left 49 Winchester off the weekend playlist

Local amphitheater: "Huge announcement! Luke Bryan is coming back for a show this year!"

When they ask why I'm whistling along to Isbell's "Elephant"
RIP Jay Briscoe

In my head, every time a tall dude stands in front of me at the concert and talks to his friends through songs

How do you keep your feet on the ground
when you know

When Tyler Childers breaks out "Ever Lovin' Hand" at a show

Still better than listening to a Kane Brown song

Every bro dude on my Facebook after calling FGL Brokeback Mountain

When one of your wife's friends is getting married the night of the Turnpike show

What do you really think of Aldean?


Jan 25, 2023

Classical Paintings Country Memes




 

Top 10 Ways to Become an Americana Singer

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10. Have a moderately popular rock, hardcore, or punk band in your 20s then turn 30



09. Move to East Nashville; stop bathing



08. Stand in front of mirror and say “I ain’t no part of nothin’”



07. Quit heroin



06. Be the offspring of a country music or folk legend



05. Be born named Colt, Colter, Cody, or Zach



04. Drink the water in Kentucky, apparently



03. Be either a hater of all political views or an outspoken lefty, there is no in-between



02. Be a Townes Van Zandt fan who majored in poetry and knows how to play a few chords; get fired from your job at one of the following: train depot / co-op / ranch / hardware store / horse farm.


01. Get face and/or neck and/or knuckle tattoos

Jan 5, 2023

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #66

Morgan Wallen fan getting mad at me on Facebook

When you ask a crowd of morons what Toby Keith's best song is

Putting dobro in a Kane Brown song?

Me when I see my kid's been listening to Luke Bryan

When you ask a bro wearing a Johnny Cash shirt how many songs he can name

When that opening riff from "Only Daddy That'll Walk the Line" hits

When somebody says I shouldn't talk bad about Walker Hayes because kids might be reading

When you're going to get Tyler Childers tickets one way or another

A boy named Sue realizing he won the fight

Dec 14, 2022

What Your Favorite Album of 2022 Says About You Part 2

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Kane Brown - Different Man

You are between the ages of 14 and 19. You drive a VW Bug that has had the transmission replaced twice since you got it. You’ve asked your parents if you can just skip the rest of the school year since you’re going to have to repeat it anyway. You are dating someone ‘from another school’ who your friends have never met. Or you write for Country Universe.


Carrie Underwood - Denim & Rhinestones

You put this at #1 because you can’t show weakness when it comes to defending Carrie’s honor. She’s the best even when she puts out this uninspired collection, which you’ve only listened to twice but have left streaming overnight 5000 times. You started therapy this year after yet another Entertainer of the Year loss. Your boyfriend is terrified of you.


49 Winchester - Fortune Favors the Bold

Beard oil, wash, conditioner, balm, nor wax has ever touched your face mane, yet it is still resplendent and makes hipsters jealous. Your favorite whiskey drink is whiskey. Whether pro or anti gun control, you own a small arsenal. You are so emotionally screwed up, sad feels like happy. 


Tyler Childers - Can I Take My Hounds to Heaven

You will just as soon fistfight a republican as a democrat. You have a hunting-related tattoo. You haven’t been to church in 7 years but know the Bible better than your ‘rain or shine’ friends. You make fun of the people who complain about Tyler set-lists, but haven’t actually been to a show since he stopped including “White House Road.”


Big Thief - Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe in You

You pretend to find meaning in the title of this album. Other hipsters call you a poser. Your degree in poetry analysis hasn’t come in handy in the real world. You feel that country music is beneath you, despite half this album being more country than anything on the radio.


Kaitlin Butts - What Else Can She Do

You are the friend everybody goes to for advice, despite your life being a raging garbage dump inferno. You have a tattoo that it takes five minutes to explain. There’s some weird family issue like your dad divorced your mom and married her hair-dresser or something, but you get along with everybody and get free hair cuts now. You didn’t know there was an unwritten rule about not drinking before 5 pm.


Luke Combs - Growin’ Up

You are pretty basic, but also a genuinely nice person. Regardless of your gender, you installed your own catalytic converter anti-theft device. You are politically oblivious. Regardless of your gender, you own more than 5 articles of clothing with your name on them.


Maren Morris - Humble Quest

You are 100% for sure not a Republican, but have a lot of beliefs and habits that would get you cancelled by the left. You drive an electric vehicle which has run out of charge by the outlet mall no less than 4 times this year. You’re pretty deep, but also an Instagram influencer.


Dec 1, 2022

My Spotify Wrapped List Turned Out Weird


 

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #65

If somebody says this is their favorite Dolly song, you know they don't really listen to Dolly

 You move me so much

If you can't tell Sam Hunt from country music...

When the lesbian folk festival is back after a couple of difficult years

When somebody yells out a "Feathered Indians" request at some other band's show

Me, usually quiet and reserved, when somebody near me starts talking about today's country music

Me when somebody says they love Morgan Wallen and that he's helped them through some difficult times and I shouldn't ridicule him and his music

When you thought they forgot your birthday, but your boys got you Turnpike tickets

Still better than a Kane Brown concert


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