Showing posts with label Tyler Childers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tyler Childers. Show all posts

Oct 11, 2024

Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a Jason Aldean Fan Say

By Trailer and Jeremy Harris


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10. I’ve decided to take the light bars off my truck because 
they're causing other drivers to have difficulty seeing.



09. Take that Trump Bible off your Christmas list son; 

a regular King James will suffice.



08. Sorry I took up too many spaces in the Petco parking lot. I hope I didn’t cause too much inconvenience. I’ll watch myself in the future.



07. Yes officer, I do know why you pulled me over.



06. No it doesn’t itch



05. Of course I like Tyler Childers; I’d never let political or societal differences keep me from enjoying the music I want to listen to.



4. Women should have the right to…



03. You’re my cousin?? We have to stop this immediately.



02. You know, I'm not voting for her, but Kamala

is actually making a few good points.



01. Sorry the child support was late this month; 
I added a couple hundred for your troubles.


Oct 1, 2024

Gotta Have Your Priorities in Order


Adapted from an Adam Ellis cartoon


And an update! (not that I'm actually going to the Ragweed show)



Sep 26, 2024

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #86

Name a lesser known Waylon hit

Still better than going to a Kane Brown concert 

A dad who had to take his daughter to a Bailey Zimmerman concert 

Politely listening to your mom explain how she doesn’t care for your “R rated Conway Twitty” memes 

I guess this answers Toby Keith’s question 

Big Sandy Rock, Sludge River roll

“Ma’am, that dude wearing a Kid Rock T-shirt was standing near your drink.”

When a stage crasher gets to meet their favorite singer for 3 seconds 

Dudes in my Facebook comments arguing over whether country music died in ‘79 or ‘01. 

When your friend’s already 6 High Lifes deep when you meet him at the Sturgill show

His eyes are cold and restless, his wounds have almost healed

When your friend makes you listen to Hardy



Aug 29, 2024

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #85

That dude who drove 400 miles to see Tyler Childers, standing alone, praying for a third encore so he can hear "Whitehouse Road"

When Lucero and Stugill are playing successive nights in your town and you're over 40

Me when the dude who bought the last large Silverada shirt I wanted busts his ass on the way out of the show

Sturgill Simpson when he was about to drop Sound & Fury

When you’re bald AF and can't find your Cody Jinks cap

When you hear what sounds like an Otis Redding song being sung over by a pop-country douchebag

When you ask an Americana singer if he can spare some beard oil

Dasha or Shaboozey's next big hit


When you tell your friend you think Zach Bryan is pretty good so he’ll shut the f**k up about him 

Garth burying the body of country music which he singularly killed, as I’m too often reminded 


What does John Cougar Mellencamp do when somebody hands him a chili dog?

Jul 18, 2024

Robin Williams Country Reaction Gifs

When you listen to country radio for 5 minutes and it's clear AI and lots of computer programs were involved

When the board says they hired Tucker Wetmore to play at the mandatory corporate retreat

Cleaning the house and Whiskey Myers comes on shuffle

I got sea stories; they're all true

Your therapist when your girls dumps you because you wouldn't take her to see Kane Brown

Were you surprised when Post Malone went pop-country?

Listens to "In Your Love" by Tyler Childers once:

When your employer plays Sirius' The Highway over the office background music speakers

Jason Aldean at couples' therapy

Luke Bryan trying to appeal to the youths of Gen Z

Luke Combs' producer: Maybe dial it back on this next take
Luke:


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