Sep 19, 2022
Aug 25, 2022
When your uncle is giving away all his old country vinyl, but all he has left when you get there is Gary Morris
Trying to wave off the stink when
you get in line behind an Upchurch fan
When you had to review a Lady A album
How bad do you want to put Walker Hayes in a headlock?
Just a swangin'
Let me play you the best Kane Brown song
When she said your tractor's sexy so this is how you show up for every date
Showing up to the Billy Strings show when nobody's heard from you in a month
When Sue finally found his daddy
Jul 21, 2022
Jason Aldean arguing with Jason Aldean in the mirror
Hey Kane Brown fans
Your review of Walker Hayes' "Y'all Life," sir?
When Warren Zeiders plays a festival with Turnpike, Cody Jinks, etc.
Facebook followers when I talk shit about Morgan Wallen
If you don't listen to 49 Winchester
The FGL merch booth around 11:15 pm
Going to a country festival for the first time in months and smelling that sweat, mud, fried meats, beer, and weed smoke
Jul 18, 2022
Jul 6, 2022
Jun 16, 2022
If you think Walker Hayes won't be playing state fairs in 3 years
♫ From this moment
life has begun
From this moment
you are the one ♫
The bro-country era was like...
Hey fella, I bet you listen to Colter Wall
"Come on, just give Kane Brown a chance, he says he loves country music!"
When you hear that your coworker finally took your Turnpike suggestion to heart
Why does he listen to Slaid Cleaves and Lori McKenna so much?
When she says something about Anderson East and chill
You wanna light up the fire pit, pour some Jameson, and crank some Waylon?
Apr 21, 2022
Mar 31, 2022
Mar 25, 2022
Mar 17, 2022
RIP Bad Guy.
I'd bet it all on a good run of bad luck
Tryin' to make the way things are
the way things used to be
When you're a Ragweed fan, you're a Ragweed fan
How many times would you rather be punched in the face than go to a Dan + Shay concert?
You bet I wouldn't talk trash to Aldean's face?
When your friend plays some Walker Hayes at the fish fry
Willie Nelson when the IRS penalties hit him
When you can't remember the name of that Lumineers hit
You think we're mean for making fun of pop-country singers you like?