Country Singers as Pro Wrestlers

 

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #96

Teaching a Kid Rock fan how to wash their face 

Paul Cauthen music be like

When somebody says they’re into classic country, like Luke Bryan and Shania

Name a Whiskey Myers song

When an Upchurch fan tries to make out with you

Gavin Adcock's ass when the time comes to pay the check his mouth wrote

Me hearing the same old "if you don't like it, don't listen" replies to my memes after 16 years of doing this

Americana band lead singer when the bassist looks a little too happy on stage

Brantley Gilbert fans when he grunts out another lyric about beating up a city boy

Mainstream men country singers in the 2010s: 

truck girl moon beer bonfire feet on the dash party dirt road

Mainstream women country singers in the 2010s:

Would you rather be kicked in the nuts or go to a Morgan Wallen concert?

Neither/Nor

 

You Can't See Me in Luckenbach

 

Sure Gotta Lotta Beef

 

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #95

Zach Bryan explaining his positive qualities to a potential new romantic interest

Good time Charlie's got the blues

Every dude at a Gavin Adcock concert be like

When the people beside you at the beach are cranking Florida-Georgia Line on a bluetooth speaker

Listens to Tyler Childers once

Music row big wig when he sees another handsome 6'2" former community college wide receiver with a five o'clock shadow walk in for an audition

Well excuse me but I think you've got my chair

When somebody says Dolly is overrated

I don't think you're a bad person if you only listen to mainstream country; I just think

When you get a new job and all your coworkers are Morgan Wallen and Jason Aldean fans

If you're a young country singer you better learn to:

Country Singer* Country Reaction Gifs

*or pop-country or Americana or southern pop or plain crap...whatever. Like I have room to put all that in the title*

The look you give people who think you've been doing cosplay for 10+ years

My wife: What are we doing Saturday? Can we go shopping?

Me:

Garth, did you really kill all those people like they say you did?

Name one thing that's country about Dan + Shay:

When people say you're the fastest fence climber they've ever seen

If you think Hank would've done it this way

When you spend $1600 on a guided high-fence hunt and only see an undersized doe and a 3 squirrels

When nobody talks to you because they only brought you on for ratings

What's better than listening to Jason Aldean?

Hey Farce, how do you know you wouldn't like a Luke Bryan concert if you've never been to one?

When another candidate for the biting list crosses your vision

Dominik Mysterio: "Hey Post Malone, you sure have gained a lot of weight!"

When you find out the release dates of new music from all your buddies and you just so happen to have 245 songs in the can

Late Addition to WWE Wrestlepalooza

Still More Monday Memes: Gavin Adcock, WWE, Morgan Wallen

 

Luke Combs and Tyler Childers Memes

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #94

When Nashville finds another dumbass jock who can sing a note or two

If you switch my stereo from Willie's Roadhouse to The Highway

When my coworker is cranking Kane Brown, I'm

Whiskey Riff:

Gavin Adcock's marketing campaign

When somebody asks your opinion on the Flo Rida song that samples George Strait

Props to Drew McEntyre for attempting to slow Jelly Roll's over-saturation of every form of media

When your dad starts getting into hick hop

When your friend who always gets stupid drunk at Lucero shows finds out you're going to see them without him

Describe Charley Crockett's discography

A wrestling move that wouldn't hurt a Jason Aldean fan