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Oct 22, 2021

Sports Writer Fired for Not Liking Jason Isbell, Sturgill Simpson

Sports writer Brandon Culpepper, a beloved character in the Twittersphere and podcasting world was let go from the Fourth & Twenty-Five Sports network this week in a move that shocked many fans and readers. Most assumed 4th&25 was simply having cutbacks, as many media outlets are prone to do from time to time, but the actual reasons for Culpepper’s firing were oddly specific.

“They said I didn’t tweet about Sturgill Simpson enough,” laughed Culpepper in a recent phone interview. “I mean, he’s fine but I’m more into jam bands and indie hip-hop.”

Culpepper, or Cully as he’s affectionately known, went on to say that his indifference to Jason Isbell, professional wrestling, and the show Ted Lasso had also been brought up as reasons for his dismissal at the exit interview. “I thought I was supposed to be a sports personality, not a paradigm of culture,” said Culpepper. “But they said my values and preferences did not align with what is commonly expected of a social media sports bro.”

“I thought the whole ’30 to 50 feral hogs’ thing was hilarious, but that’s as much as I’ve ever gotten into Isbell,” he went on. “And what’s the likelihood of every young to middle-aged sports writer, black or white, male, female, or otherwise, being into Dusty Rhodes and the New Day? It’s like they all graduated from Florida or something.”

Despite winning several awards for his writing, drawing respectable numbers to his college basketball podcast, and being a great brand ambassador, it was made clear that Culpepper’s personal interests were a detriment to his employment at 4th&25.

“I was given every opportunity to adapt to their expectations along the way, so this is fair I guess,” said Cully. “But I just couldn’t bring myself to care about Marriott points, arguing over who makes the best barbecue, Lane Kiffin memes, complaining about flight delays, Bruce Springsteen, Bioshock, soccer, or Dogecoin.”

At press time, Culpepper had returned to school to learn to code.

Aug 5, 2021

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #52

When the car beside you is cranking some Flatland Cavalry

You got the ooooooonly daddy that'll walk the line

When there are FGL fans in the vicinity

Luke Combs finally got tired of y'all calling him soft

When you respect the troops but hate Aaron Lewis' 'patriotic' song

What do you think of that Walker Hayes song that's gone viral?

"Lukebryan Sucks!"

I don't see how people just listen to mainstream country

You were born to fly
RIP "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton



Jun 17, 2021

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #51

♫ When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune
And we'll all meet back at the local saloon 

So, how was the bluegrass festival this weekend?

When somebody says they have an extra ticket for the Kane Brown show and wonders if you'd like to go

When somebody on MY Facebook page says country music is dead

♫ I wish I was a square so I'd stop coming back around 

Every time country radio takes a step forward (Carly Pearce, Midland), it takes 2 steps back (Niko Moon, Nelly, Tik Tok singers)

Me when the fake drums start on a "country song"

Typical female country singer radio station visit

Jerk musician to his merch guy before the show:

May 20, 2021

Johnny Cena


And I didn't make this one, but in case you've never seen it...



Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #50

Dad when a Luke Bryan underwear commercial comes on 

How many number one hits does Ricky Van Shelton have?

When you find out Garth Brooks has hair plugs

When the candidate at the job interview says she's a Kane Brown stan

Me and my buddy when Vandoliers come up on the Spotify shuffle

When the on-hold music is a mainstream country station

When I hear somebody call Willie a stoned old commie

Stop covering "Cover Me Up"


Apr 8, 2021

The Mullet Contest


Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #49 XL Edition

 It's Wrestlemania week, so here's an extra large edition of country reaction gifs.


If your friend doesn’t like Arlo McKinley


When I see FGL has yet another #1 song


When I see Alan Jackson’s new album has 21 songs


“Country music is an amalgamation of all America’s styles of music”


When somebody tries to tell me Chris Gaines and Garth Brooks are the same person


If I went to a pop-country music festival, I’d leave like this


Hey, let’s listen to my new Luke Bryan deluxe edition


When you walk in the bar in a good mood and they’re playing Parmalee


Niko Moon doesn’t like sad songs. Well f*** him, I do


To the hard rock bottom of your heart



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