More More Monday Memes: American Aquarium, Luke Bryan, Jason Aldean

Monday Morning Memes: Colter Wall, Hank Jr, Chris Young

A Terrible Spotify Wrapped

The Crud Report: November '21

My New Bumper Sticker is Way Too Big

 

More More Monday Memes: Dan + Shay, Thomas Rhett, George Jones

 

More Tuesday Morning Memes: FGL, Tyler Childers, Mitchell Tenpenny

Still More Male Country Singers as Women

BJ Barham (American Aquarium)

Tyler Childers

Jason Aldean

Jesse Daniel

Mitchell Tenpenny

Cody Canada

Merle Haggard. Forgive me, Merle.

Country TwitterWINs: April '20

The Wicked Never Rest

Even during a pandemic, the work must go on...

Hillbilly Country Reaction Gifs

♫ ♬ It didn't take me long to learn

that I was born to boogie ♫ ♬

♫ ♬ Well I asked my pappy why he called his brew

White light'nin' 'stead of mountain dew ♫ ♬

  

When somebody says Sam Hunt is the best country singer

How do you like that new Jesse Daniel album?

When somebody insults the honor of Jesco White

If you think Mitchell Tenpenny is country, you must be

How to know when you're in hick-hop country

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It's okay for me to pick at hillbillies because I'm the southern version.

A Mindbending Puzzle

Top 10 Worst Country Quarantine House Guests

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10. Garth Brooks

Just cries in the corner the whole time.

9. Kacey Musgraves

Smokes up all your weed. 

8. Gary LeVox

In this temporarily ‘nicer’ era of Farce the Music, I will leave this one alone, but you know why he’s here.

7. Martina McBride

High stakes poker games with toilet paper for money. Constantly setting up booby traps and cleaning her AK for when “shit goes down.”

6. Cody Jinks

Won’t stop reminding everyone that The Rock is a big fan. Unfortunately, Ward Davis had to come along too - it’s a package deal.

5. Justin Moore

Constantly needs help reaching stuff in the cabinet and climbing up on the toilet.

4. Mitchell Tenpenny

Your wife won’t come out of the bedroom because “his staring is getting really creepy.” Refuses to wash his hands.

3. Thomas Rhett

Brings over all his kids and their friends, negating the whole social distancing thing. Wants to have Ed Sheeran karaoke contests 24/7.

2. Sam Hunt

Expects you to keep his hair cut and styled for him. Water bill extremely high from washing all his jogger pants. Wants you to be the snap track for him when he’s writing songs. 

1. Shooter Jennings

Eats all your Funyuns. His ‘essential’ luggage is 5 crates of He-Man lunch boxes.

Eats up all the wifi bandwidth playing video games constantly. Conspiracy theories out the wazoo.