Top Gun Country Reaction Gifs

 When it's time for some bluegrass

"You shouldn't talk bad about Walker Hayes' music because he's a nice man with a good family"

So you finally saw Willie Nelson, huh?

A Chase Rice video, probably

When she meets the mythical blogger who hates pop-country but loves hair metal

If you were on Big Rock Candy Mountain, what would you do?

When somebody asks you to turn down the 49 Winchester

Yeah Morgan Wallen is better than a lot of other current pop-country singers, but that doesn't mean he's very good

When you tell her your hobby is making Kane Brown fans feel bad about their taste in music

Unique Like Everybody Else

Steve Harvey Country Reaction Gifs

When somebody asks my opinion of Morgan Wallen and then gets mad when I tell them

New 49 Winchester album Friday???

When that pill you got from somebody at Laurel Cove Music Festival wasn't the Advil you asked for

You're excited about a new Chase Rice album?

When there used to be ringback tones and somebody had a Rascal Flatts song on there

When "Feed Jake" came on and caught you on a tough day

You went to see Walker Hayes and Kane Brown on purpose?

When you see another dad at the school function wearing a Tyler Childers t-shirt

The Long Awaited Follow Up to Urban Chipmunk

The original: 

Behold, the follow-up:

Book the Worst Concert Ever

Country Facebook Awareness Profile Frames

 Many people use social messaging frames around their profile pics on Facebook to promote political, medical, charitable, social justice and other causes. What if these country singers had frames around their profile pics? What would they say? 

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: August '21

A poop emoji is negative, a strike-thru is positive.

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-4) overall which is a 5 point improvement from May (the previous time we did this chart). The peculiar thing about this chart is the wide variance of quality. There are several truly excellent songs and several bottom of the barrel offerings. Usually, there’s a lot more mediocre going on. The worst song (just like May) is Dan + Shay’s “Glad You Exist.” The highest rated is Kenny Chesney’s best song in ages, “Knowing You.” The glacially slow pace of country radio is on full display here as half of these songs were also on the chart TWO FREAKING MONTHS AGO. Yawn.

Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.

Dallas Country Reaction Gifs

When your wife starts getting into Dan + Shay

Vivian to Johnny circa 1955

After somebody dares me to listen to Walker Hayes’ new EP

When real country music returns and we find out this has all been a bad dream

When he tries a Chase Rice pick-up line on you

Some of y’all just like Morgan Wallen because liberals don’t, but that’s none of my business

When somebody plays some Johnny Lee

When somebody talks to me while I’m listening to Turnpike

Monday Morning Memes: Randy Travis, Kane Brown, Hank Jr.

 

The Crud Report: May 2021

 (yeah, so May starts tomorrow... whatever)

Malcolm in the Middle Country Reaction Gifs

When Luke Bryan won Entertainer of the Year

When somebody plays you Luke's new song "Waves"

When somebody plays you Austin Meade's song "Waves"

When somebody handed you the aux cord, and you played some Cuttin' Grass

♫ We gotta sink the Bismarck cause the world depends on us ♫

Why do you like Niko Moon?

When you check the mainstream country station to see if they've gotten any better

Hey, you wanna hear some Upchurch?

When your friends are embarrassed to be seen with you because you're a Chase Rice fan

Monday Morning Memes: Doug Stone, Morgan Wallen, Florida-Georgia Line