Farce the Music: NFL

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Feb 11, 2025

Kid Rock Should Play the Super Bowl Halftime Show Next Year Starter Pack

Feb 6, 2025

NFL Country Reaction Gifs

Bro country songwriter trying to think of how to spell F-150

When you buy 30 minutes of Wheeler Walker Jr. on Touchtunes

Beyonce winning best country album is kinda like:

Zach Bryan is just okay

Watching Red Clay Strays from a nearby mountain cuz you couldn't get into the Red Rocks presale

"Beyoncé said her album wasn't country, but it won best country album Grammy, but it doesn't matter because awards shows are political and fake, but I'm still mad, even though I don't like the other nominees either and Wallen should've won."

When your headphones accidentally connect to somebody listening to Aldean

Luke Bryan on a random Thursday in an amphitheater singing about catfish down in the creek

When somebody asks if I'm going to Gavin Adcock

When someone mildly disagrees with Isbell on social media

When someone tries to explain how we got from The Carter Family to Dan + Shay and that's it's all natural musical evolution

Something something rhymes with Bronco yada yada

What's wrong with Walker Hayes? Kids love him.

Dec 6, 2024

My Cause My Cleats

Sep 20, 2024

Luke Combs Brings Despondent Cowboys Fan Onstage

In a heartwarming moment that showcased the power of music and empathy, country star Luke Combs brought a fan holding an “I’m a Cowboys fan, cheer me up” sign on stage during a recent sold-out concert. Combs spotted the desperate plea as he hit the final chorus of “Love You Anyway,” and got a distressed look on his face.

As the sign-holder, identified as Greg Harwell, stood in the audience with tears running down his face thinking about how the ‘Boys have allowed 44 points or more in two straight home games, Combs paused the performance. "I see you out there!" he exclaimed, acknowledging Harwell’s vulnerability with genuine compassion. The crowd burst into cheers as Combs waved Greg towards the stage, giving the thumbs up to security to let the poor soul through.

Once on stage, Greg was visibly emotional about the Cowboys overpaying for a quarterback yet not signing a capable running back, but he beamed with excitement as Combs handed him a microphone. “You look like you could use a pick me up,” said the deeply concerned singer. “You know the chorus of ‘When it Rains It Pours?” Greg wiped away his tears and shook his head yes.

The crowd erupted as Luke Combs autographed the sign for Harwell and started the song with a holler. Greg did a reasonably good job of holding his own on the chorus despite his overwhelming sorrow at the Cowboys’ recent blowout loss to the Saints.

After the performance, Combs put his hand on Greg’s shoulder and took a moment to speak to the crowd about a difficult issue. “It’s okay to not be okay,” he said. "We all go through tough times, and reaching out for help is a sign of strength. Look, I can’t tell you that things are ever going to get better with the Joneses in control, but we’re here for you.”

Giving the man a big hug and a knowing nod, Combs bid Harwell adieu before launching into the aptly named “This One’s For You.”

At press time, Jerry Jones was blackballing Combs from future shows at Jerryworld.

Feb 13, 2024

Super Bowl Country Memes

Feb 8, 2024

It's Still Real to Me Dammit

Jan 30, 2024

Top 10 Things Taylor Swift Might’ve Been Saying in This Picture

10. It’s all going according to plan, ahahahahahahahaha! (evil villain laugh)

9. Can we leave so we can beat the traffic?

8. “Mean” wasn’t actually about Trigger at Saving Country Music

7. It’s all true. I’m only dating you to raise my visibility or your visibility, not sure which. But anyway, yeah… Carl wearing wraparound shades in his F-150 ranting on TikTok is 100% correct. Sorry.

6. KC BBQ is better than Texas and beans go in chili

5. Reba is doing the national anthem for the Super Bowl and not me?? What exactly am I dating you for?

4. Don’t tell anybody but I think that Ben Shapiro rap song kind of slaps

3. Brittany wants to go out for flaming shots at Poets after this, you in?

2. You really blew that play in the 3rd quarter; you were supposed to pick up the blitz you little bitch.

1. HAIL SATAN