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Feb 21, 2025

John Rich Sets Self on Fire in Protest of Beyonce’s Grammy Country Win

John Rich, occasional country singer/songwriter and esteemed political genius, is in serious but stable condition after setting himself on fire this past Wednesday, according to a source only we know about. Doctors we definitely talked to say Rich is expected to recover, but will require multiple skin grafts and a lengthy hospital stay.

Rich left a note nearby written on official Redneck Riviera Whiskey stationery explaining the reason for the fiery display, saying it was in protest of BeyoncĂ© winning Best Country Album at the recent Grammy Awards, per this sentence we just typed. The note went on to say that “Country music is losing its authenticity with every person like her we allow in - you know, Democrats. Her boom-booming music and slang-filled lyrics are not welcome in our great genre, which boasts such legends as Morgan Wallen and Jason Aldean. Why were they not selected for this award? Oh I know. DEI! They’re ruining America already and I’m not gonna let them ruin the music I hold in such high regards that I wrote its greatest song “Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy).” I hope my action will lead the Grammys to reconsider. Signing off, JR.”


The letter, which really does exist, is now framed and hanging in the office of President Donald Trump. 


Though John’s protest is the most extreme thus far, other country singers have also put their foot down about the injustice, as told about in many reliable Facebook posts. The King of Country Music, Mr. George Strait said “Handing BeyoncĂ© a Grammy for best country album is an insult to real country music,” and Reba McEntire said it was quote “a slap in the face.”


And yesterday we learned that Chris Stapleton has filed an official objection to Beyonce’s Grammy win, stating that “We need to ensure that the awards reflect the true essence of the genre…” (Source: @Facebook.com/countrymusicmaga) With such stalwarts of the all-American genre standing up for justice, surely you will share this story with your entire political bubble and follow our page! Do not believe Snopes if they attempt to fact-check any of this, because they are part of the deep state.


We wish John Rich well in his recovery, and GOD BLESS AMERICA AND COUNTRY MUSIC!




*This is fake news, as is 99% of what you read on Facebook. This is also satire, which you won't find much of on Facebook.



Apr 16, 2024

6 New AI Illustrated Country Songs

 Titles at the end.









Garth Brooks "Friends in Low Places"

Reba "Fancy"

Patsy Cline “I Fall to Pieces”

Vince Gill “Go Rest High on that Mountain”

Zach Bryan “Something in the Orange”

Toby Keith “I Love This Bar”


Jan 30, 2024

Top 10 Things Taylor Swift Might’ve Been Saying in This Picture


10. It’s all going according to plan, ahahahahahahahaha! (evil villain laugh)


9. Can we leave so we can beat the traffic?


8. “Mean” wasn’t actually about Trigger at Saving Country Music


7. It’s all true. I’m only dating you to raise my visibility or your visibility, not sure which. But anyway, yeah… Carl wearing wraparound shades in his F-150 ranting on TikTok is 100% correct. Sorry. 

6. KC BBQ is better than Texas and beans go in chili


5. Reba is doing the national anthem for the Super Bowl and not me?? What exactly am I dating you for?


4. Don’t tell anybody but I think that Ben Shapiro rap song kind of slaps


3. Brittany wants to go out for flaming shots at Poets after this, you in?


2. You really blew that play in the 3rd quarter; you were supposed to pick up the blitz you little bitch.


1. HAIL SATAN


Apr 16, 2021

Stolen Memes: Dwight Yoakam, Reba, Kane Brown

 

From Reddit

From Vinyl Ranch


Don't know who made this, but Rich O'Toole posted it

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