Showing posts with label Oak Ridge Boys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Oak Ridge Boys. Show all posts

Sep 12, 2024

Jeff Bridges Country Reaction Gifs

When the singer looks like this you’re gonna need a handkerchief and an Uber

When the car beside you is listening to Bailey Zimmerman 

Can you pick a favorite Joe Nichols song?

Has Jason Aldean had a good album since 2009?

…and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty 


When somebody puts on a Kane Brown playlist at the cookout 

If I should stay
I would only be in your way

Trying to understand what Pony Bradshaw is singing about when you're 3 White Russians in

When a Senator's Wallen ringtone goes off during a session

“Zach Bryan is a generational songwriter”

And now she's eighteen and she knows the truth, 
Nobody's gonna tell her what to do

Feb 20, 2024

AI Illustrated Country Songs: 80s Edition

Song names at the end if you can't figure them out.








Dwight Yoakam "Guitars, Cadillacs"
Keith Whitley "I'm No Stranger to the Rain"
Oak Ridge Boys "Leaving Louisiana in the Broad Daylight"
Kathy Mattea "18 Wheels and a Dozen Roses"
George Strait "Ocean Front Property"
The Judds "Love Can Build a Bridge"
Conway Twitty "Tight Fittin' Jeans"

Oct 7, 2020

Top 10 Biggest Jerks in 80s Country


Let’s dispense with the introductory paragraph. You know the deal by now. Jerks!

10. William Lee Golden (of the Oak Ridge Boys)
Had women who touched his beard arrested. When fans requested for him to ‘say something!’ In his deep voice, he just whispers “I’m not the deep voiced one, dumbass.” 

9. John Conlee
The former mortician talked about embalming bodies in great detail between songs in concert. Refused to perform “Rose Colored Glasses” until all the women on the front row showed their boobs. 

8. Juice Newton
First person to utter “country music has to evolve.” Once spit her gum in Crystal Gayle’s hair.

7. Lee Greenwood
Would only go onstage if he was announced as “His excellency, the most patriotic American to have ever lived.” Chews loudly; can’t stand the sound of other people chewing.

6. Hank Jr.
Hit on women with the line “Do you wanna be one of my rowdy friends?” Performed exactly 2 songs sober during the whole decade (this may be true). Used bandmates shirts when the tour bus ran out of toilet paper.

5. Rosanne Cash
Insisted on driving her own tour bus so she could tailgate Yugos. Dipped during interviews. Tour rider sheet only said “I’m not going to tell you; you should just know.” 

4. Mark Miller (of Sawyer Brown)
Frequently trashed his hotel room and had to be reminded that he owned the bus he was sleeping in. Came on stage with a forty ounce and threw the bottle into the crowd when it was finished. Sang a dirty version of “Out Goin’ Cattin’” if he noticed lots of kids in the audience. 

3. Mickey Gilley
Rode the bull at his bar on ‘easy’ level, but claimed to be the champ. Constantly clicked his pen at business meetings. Called George Strait a “Mickey Gilley wannabe” to his face. 

2. Janie Fricke
Referred to herself as the “Frickin’ Queen of Country.” Never returned casserole dishes she borrowed. Sprayed the crowd with Bartles & Jaymes wine coolers during her encore. Tipped hairstylists with unsold merch.

1. John Schneider
Open hand slapped a fan who said “for a country singer, you’re a pretty good actor.” In real life, always drove way under the speed limit. Ate Funyuns before every face to face interview. Accused Waylon of riding his coattails. Anyone he considered less attractive than him was instructed to maintain a 6 foot distance. 

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