When you need an income source after two tours of duty in Vietnam
What's your favorite Conway Twitty song about?
When your friend tells everybody you own a couple of Rascal Flatts CDs after you told him never to speak of it
Society if Sturgill Simpson had never existed
If the country song you're listening to makes you dance like this, you aren't listening to a country song
How long is Morgan Wallen blackballed from Eric Church's bar?
When somebody tells you to turn down the Toby Keith
Still better than going to a Kane Brown concert
And then I shot him full of holes from his nose to his knees
Going over a list of medical emergencies that happened at the hick hop festival
Aldean fans when they hear Beyonce on country radio
Give me a one word review of Dan + Shay's music
