New Video / Ned LeDoux & Chris LeDoux / "One Hand in the Riggin'"

Overly Politically Correct Country Songs: 90s Edition

Jo Dee Messina 

“Heads California, Tails California”

Randy Travis 

“Better Class of Disadvantaged”

Dwight Yoakam 

“Sexually Liberated as You”

Shania Twain 

“Any Cisgender Man of Mine”

Chris LeDoux & Garth Brooks 

“Whatcha Gonna Do With a Cowhand”

Montgomery Gentry 

“Person of Appalachian Heritage Shoes”

Mary Chapin Carpenter 

“Xe Thinks Xe’ll Keep Xer”

“Shut Up and Kiss Me (If You Consent to Doing So)”

Mark Chesnutt

“Sibling Jukebox”

Clint Black 

“Unaliving Time”

“No Time to Unalive”

“Loving Visually Impaired”

John Michael Montgomery 

“Sold (The Grundy County Sex Trafficking Incident)”

Sawyer Brown 

“Some Young CIS Women Do”

Travis Tritt 

“Deity, Have Mercy on The Working Person”

[Censored] Railroad 

“Flamboyantly Confident Womxn”

Sammy Kershaw 

“Consort of My Upscale Manufactured Home”

Trisha Yearwood 

“Economically Deprived Side of Memphis”

Alan Jackson 

“Xe’s Got the Rhythm (And I am Clinically Depressed)”

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #81

He grabbed a carton of milk and he poured a glass. I smiled and said I’ll have some of that. 

When somebody plays some Paul Cauthen on the jukebox when you're five mojitos in

How my soul feels when I hear a Hardy song against my will 

Chris LeDoux after telling that gang about tornados and ol' blue northers

Morgan Wallen when one of his friends takes the chair away

When you take your guns to town despite mama's warnings

This first night at Morgan Wallen’s bar

When Sturgill Simpson met Merle Haggard 

Heaven was waitin' at the top of Jacob's ladder

When somebody keeps yelling out "Play I Hope He Breaks Your Heart!" at an American Aquarium concert

When you try to play Dan + Shay on Touchtunes at a biker bar

Monday Morning Memes: Chris LeDoux, Barbie, Turnpike Troubadours

 

Much Too Young

Deep Thoughts for the Country Mind

Monday Morning Memes: Florida-Georgia Line, Chris LeDoux, Waylon Jennings

 

What Makes You Not Country

Man’s Undying Love for Country Music Dies with Walmart CD Section

Perry Huddleston, former country lover

“Country music is dead,” lamented former country music lover Perry Huddleston. “That stuff they play on the radio is just pop with a southern accent, and nobody sells CDs or tapes anymore so I guess I’ll just listen to Clay Travis from now on.” Perry was seemingly unaware of the existence of the vibrant modern country and Americana scene as he went on to mourn the death of a genre he’d loved since childhood.

“I went into the Walmart electronics section this week to see if I could get a Best of Johnny Paycheck CD, and I couldn’t even find a music display in there.” said Huddleston. “I asked the lady at the register and she pointed me to a couple of Mexican music albums jammed in by the Blu-Rays. I’m not too big a man to admit that I cried a little.” 

“Country music literally no longer exists.” he frowned, not realizing that Amazon, Apple Music, Spotify, Bandcamp, CD Baby, Tower Records, CDE, eBay, and literally thousands of other sources for country music are available to him with only a few simple movements of his fingers against the screen of his phone.

“I blame god***n Garth Brooks; he killed it, and I was glad my local ‘classic’ country station went off the air cause they had started playing Garth songs lately.” Huddleston went on. “Now, Chris LeDoux, that was a real country singer. RIP.” 

“I’m probably the biggest country music fan I know and I love it with all of my heart; Sh** I’m gonna miss it.” he said, ignorant of the fact that approximately 50 albums that he in particular would enjoy have come out in the first half of this very year. 

When we informed Huddleston that hundreds, if not thousands of contemporary “real” country artists offer physical copies of their music, including his beloved CDs online, he expressed suspicion. “I don’t buy anything online because the Chicoms will steal my identity; I just use it to read the news on Gettr.”

Sam Hunt: Rodeo Man?

Luke's Whining Again

What's Next for FGL

8 New Country Parody Album Covers

 

7 New Parody Album Covers: Reba, LeDoux, George Jones, etc.

Ranking the Country Chrises With Steak

(I actually like medium rare the best, so this isn't necessarily saying rare steak = best steak. 

It's just a dumb meme metaphor. And Chris Gaines was soft rock, thus the exclusion.)

When He Don't Saddle Up and Ride Away

SPORTS! Country Reaction Gifs

♫ Lord I know I'm gonna die in this stampede ♫

Seriously, Backstreet Boys and Florida-Georgia Line?!?

 What happens when you insult Robert Earl Keen

 You've never heard a Hank Williams Sr. song?

 When Kelsea Ballerini gets a ton of 

ACM nominations this week

When you have bad taste in music and Cole Swindell comes on

 When Mike Tyson hears you call Sam Hunt a country singer

 When they play Luke Bryan 

over the public address system