Showing posts with label Tracy Byrd. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tracy Byrd. Show all posts

Dec 15, 2023

Country Songs Illustrated by AI

List of songs at the bottom if you don't get some of these.









Johnny Cash "A Boy Named Sue"
Loretta Lynn "Fist City"
Charlie Daniels Band "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"
Tracy Byrd "Watermelon Crawl"
Jason Isbell & the 400 Unit "King of Oklahoma"
Hank Sr. "My Bucket's Got a Hole in It"
Hank Sr. "Jambalaya"


Nov 24, 2023

Football Country Reaction Gifs

When you'll be the subject of catchy kiss-off pop song in a couple of years

When you're tired of the Jason Isbell comparisons

He just started liking cheating songs

The human embodiment of a squatted truck blaring Upchurch

When the Vandoliers audition for a cowbell player

Name a Jimmy Wayne song
Close enough 

Said this is how you do the Watermelon Crawl

When you realize most of Toby Keith's 90s songs were jams

When somebody says you're soft as Dan + Shay


Jumping off the Tyler Childers bandwagon when he "went woke"


Mar 31, 2021

Country Music Was Better in the 90s (Sam Hunt Parody)


 Country Music Was Better in the 90s

(Parody of Sam Hunt's "Breaking Up Was Easy in the 90s")


Man, oh man, oh man


Bartender looked at me like, "I'd love to turn that jukebox down"

Someone was playing that modern sound

Something about a damn cell phone

Singin' with a twang but it's just pretend

Funny how it's two times as boring and half as witty

Why did someone pay money for a song this shitty?

The singer must have a nice face

Cause he can't sing worth a damn without the studio tricks and the auto-tune

But hey, what you gon' do?


Chorus

I'm sick of hearin' those snap beats, they just make me groan

Country's more than just some handsome cheekbones

They call it country music but that just reminds me

Country music was better in the '90s

I miss the steel guitar, truth and chords of three

Tired of hearin' pickup trucks and hey baby

Sam and Kane and Luke and them can kiss my hiney

Cause, country music was better in the '90s


Back then we listened to "Dumas Walker" and "Down at the Twist and Shout"

And "Chattahoochee," and "He Ain't Worth Missing" and "Love Lessons"

Sometimes the lyrics were fun and sometimes they were deep

But these days "vibe" is the only thing

And they wouldn't have a fiddle or steel guitar playin'

Or sing about some grown-up shit

Yeah I get sick of it all, I miss real drawling

Miss real country women and men


Chorus

I'm sick of hearin' those snap beats, they just make me groan

Country's more than a TikTok on your phone

They call it country music but that just reminds me

Country music was better in the '90s

I miss the steel guitar, truth and chords of three

Tired of hearin' pickup trucks and hey baby

Florida-Georgia Line and them can kiss my hiney

Cause, country music was better in the '90s


Bridge

Modern country ain't got modern hearts breaking

It's just a product, money for the taking

And I 'bout had enough hearing them living a country lie


I'm sick of hearin' those snap beats, they just make me groan

Country's more than just some handsome cheekbones

They call it country music but that just reminds me

Country music was better in the '90s

I miss the steel guitar, truth and chords of three

Tired of hearin' pickup trucks and hey baby

Thomas and Dustin and them can kiss my hiney

Cause, country music was better in the '90s


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