Worked all week now it's time to play
Gonna get a little bit sideways
The cop outside the hick-hop festival bout to fill his quota
If the mechanic looks like this, just mention Waylon Jennings and he might give you a discount
When the "country" song has goofy sounding echos and no actual drums whatsoever
"Our parents are gone and we're playing some Conway"
Maren Morris fans will be too triggered to notice how badass this jump is
When cousin Bo says Willie Nelson is overrated
Upchurch fans when they mix too much kerosene and drain cleaner into the Sudafed
What happens to the shitter after 7 tall boys and a two orders of nachos at the Sturgill concert
The country record label making sure she can sing before signing her to a contract
When your Uber driver is listening to Big & Rich
When you get the text that the pig's in the ground and the beer is on ice
