About to enter the function when you hear Bailey Zimmerman music playing
Surveying the scene after a Gavin Adcock show lets out
My version of gatekeeping country music
When you let your passenger DJ and they’ve got Jessie Murph on their playlist
When mom’s making you go to a Thomas Rhett concert with her
When you take the whole gummy somebody handed you at the Billy Strings show
When Reba needs a hit of corn dogs but her dealer says the price of business has gone up
When you’ve mastered the bandanna and wispy hair part of your Willie cosplay
Me looking at the country radio charts every week
When you hear your attractive neighbors cranking Turnpike
Zac Brown??
When your girlfriend mentions Kane Brown tickets for Christmas
Will never should’ve told the fellas he was a Dan + Shay fan, because they roasted him the entire trip
