Drive-by Truckers & Jason Isbell / “Hell No I Ain’t Happy” / The Late Show

Dear Old Dad

New Video / Patterson Hood / "The Forks of Cypress"

From his forthcoming album Exploding Trees and Airplane Screams

In This House

More Monday Memes: John Denver, Kid Rock, Jason Aldean

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #79

When the DJ you hired for the reception asks if he can play a Dan + Shay song

When your friends gather around you the day after you got so drunk you streaked at the Vandoliers concert

When you can tell the college kid beside you at the Gabe Lee show is going to talk the whole time

When somebody plays "If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me" at any rural Mississippi bar

When your son calls what he's wearing an outfit

Country or western?

When you thought Wallen was a good ol' boy

but now he's collaboratin' with a bunch of rappers

When you find out your friend liked the last Chicks album

When the band has a bunch of false endings on the song

When it's 1992 and you're about to wow the crowd with "Achy Breaky Heart" and some other songs they don't know

When you said you'd review a local country artist's album and 10 seconds in, you're thinking of how to ghost him

When you ask the bro next door to please turn down the Aldean music

More Monday Memes: Jason Aldean, Drive-by Truckers, David Allan Coe

 

Drive-by Truckers w/Lydia Loveless "My Sweet Annette"

Check out Lydia's new album, Nothing's Gonna Stand in My Way Again. 

Southern and Blues Rock Parody Album Covers

Just kidding.

 

Drayton Farley & J.R. Carroll Cover "GD Lonely Love"

Southern Rock Tragedy

The Crud Report / November, Volume II

Don't Try to Change Who You Are Boy

In 8-10 Years

The Crud Report: February '22

 A few days early.

Anti-Capitalist Country Singer Dismayed by Lack of Airplay

YouTube country sensation Dexter Youngblood keeps hitting a glass ceiling. According to the singer of “My Big Ol’ Truck,” country radio refuses to play the song, which has amassed 1.3 million plays on the video site. “I know it seems hypocritical to seek fortune for my hard work, but capitalism is compulsory at this point in history in America, so why not attempt to spread my message?” asked the Oregon native. 

The song, a modern sounding pop-country anthem complete with snap beats and talk-singing, promotes a community based enjoyment of his ’22 Ford F-150 Lightning for partying, trips to ‘parades,’ and helping out ‘people like us.’ While innocent on the surface, there are mentions of the color red, stars, and hammers that let you know Youngblood is adept at symbolism.

“Frankly, it’s a non-starter.” said industry insider Jova Marks. “While the song is innocuous enough and it bangs and slaps and whatnot, mainstream country now is as much based on image and personality, so a little digging by country fans who are predominantly conservative, would end Youngblood’s career before it gets off the ground.”

A press release sent to Farce the Music from Youngblood’s PR stated that his debut album For the Common Good is set for release in November. It will include songs with such titles as “We Can End It, Girl,” “Can I Smash (Capitalism),” “Burn Down My Hometown,” and a cover of Drive-by Truckers’ “Ramon Casiano.” 

The album will not be free, despite Youngblood’s close-held belief system. “My parents cut off my allowance because of a little drug issue I had, and I don’t want to lose my second house, so yeah, I’m participating in capitalism …but it’s a necessary evil for now,” he said, brushing a white powder off the sleeve of his Che Guevara t-shirt. 

At press time, Youngblood told us “I really don’t know why radio won’t play my music, but I bet its because I’m asexual.”

Luke Burkhardt Covers DBTs' "Outfit"

Make sure to check out Luke's new EP Postcard. It's very good. 

Monday Morning Memes: Blake Shelton, Kane Brown, Drive-by Truckers

More Monday Memes: Cody Jinks, Sam Hunt, Morgan Wallen

Tuesday Morning Memes: Stimulus Check Edition