Stolen Memes: George Strait, Brooks & Dunn, Kid Rock

 These two from Tyler Chill Dumps

These two are from Vinyl Ranch

This one's from Gaptooth Snodgrass

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Dan + Shay to Dress as Country Duo for Halloween

Pop duo Dan + Shay is looking for costumes for a Halloween party this weekend. They’ve already chosen the theme - country singers - but they’re now searching for the perfect homespun attire, visiting Goodwills and western wear outlets across Nashville. 

“I did a Google image search for ‘country singer’ and it came back with lots of cowboy hats and boot-cut jeans and stuff,” says Shay Mooney. “That’s so foreign to me - it’s always enlightening to see how other cultures live!” Dan Smyers tries on a huge foam cowboy hat but quickly returns it to the rack. “If they had it in a trucker hat style maybe.”

The Dan + Shay wardrobe usually includes bright colors and stripes, tailored pants, and hip casual wear. The aesthetics of country music fashion are a world away from their typical flair, but they’re digging it. “Ha, they call this a nudist suit, I believe,” laughs Thomas, holding up a rhinestone and gold beaded purple jacket. “I think old country stars like Buck Owings and Hank Wilson [sic] used to wear these… they had so much drip!”

After a couple of hours, the two have narrowed their selections down to an all black Johnny Cash-inspired ensemble or a Brooks and Dunn combo. “How did Garth have time to be in a duo and have a solo career at the same time?” asks a confused Smyers. 

Slowly coming to a consensus for the B&D garb at press time, Dan + Shay seem excited about the impact they’ll make when they step into the party as someone so different from themselves. “They won’t even recognize us in these fits.”

 Yes, this is a reboot of an old story.

Armageddon Country Reaction Gifs

The movie equivalent of boyfriend country

When "Tell Lorrie I Love Her" comes on in the shuffle

How high's the water mama?

5 feet high and risin'

I saw the light, I been baptized...

When somebody just called George Strait the 90s version of Morgan Wallen on Twitter

Dudes thirty seconds after hearing that Oliver Anthony song

When Jesus didn't take the wheel so you gotta go right to the top

When you went to a hick hop concert just because you thought it would be funny

How'd you know Charles Wesley Godwin was gonna get big?

When you spent last night in the arms of a girl from Louisiana and you've been 100 miles

When your kid is hem-hawing around after you requested they stop listening to Jason Aldean in your house

When country songs have hit #1 on Billboard for like 3 months in a row

The Headliners

Elderly Country Songs: 90s Edition

Joe Diffie

Prop Me Up Beside the Juice Bar When I Die

So Help Me Up

Off My Lawn Attitude

B-I-N-G-O

Clint Black

A Good Run of Bad Back

Put Yourself in My Skechers

An Elder Man

The Orthofeet You’re Wearing

Mary Chapin Carpenter

Edentulate Kisses

He Thinks He’ll Bathe Her

I Feel Achy

Marty Stuart

This One’s Gonna Hurt Me

Attempted

Sigh Sigh Sigh

Brooks and Dunn

Rock My World Geriatric Girl

Brand New Teeth

Clarks Scootin’ Boogie

My Next Leakin’ Fart

Maybe You Don't Really Like 90s Country

 

If Country Groups Were Metal Bands 3

Great Country Duos?

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Stupid Street Flyers: Kane Brown, Reba & Brooks and Dunn

Parody Album Covers: Dalton Domino, Blake Shelton, etc.

New Video: Ronnie Dunn ft. Kix Brooks - Damn Drunk

Fun With Google Searches: Country Music, Rascal Flatts, Dan + Shay

Probably celebrating the end of Country California.