The Louvin Brothers as children
I focus on my breathing and the universal sound
When you're relaxing on the back porch with some chilled out country music and somebody drives by listening to Upchurch
When you hear your pop-country fan office-mate listening to a Haggard song
If I ever catch myself enjoying a Dan + Shay song
When I heard Randy Travis has a new song dropping tomorrow
Every single time Luke Bryan falls off a stage I will watch it
When you're at a show and let go of a fart just as the band finishes their song with the abrupt ending
When pop artists come into mainstream country music just to make music that sounds like everything else in mainstream country music
When you don't think that was a piece of gum somebody just handed you at the Billy Strings show
When they catch whoever committed murder on music row and execute them, make it
Morgan Wallen summoning the power of 9 light beers and rich guy privilege to hurl a chair off the roof of a bar at 3 am
