Showing posts with label Independence Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Independence Day. Show all posts
Jul 4, 2024
Happy Independence Day!
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Jul 3, 2024
Be Careful With Fireworks Tomorrow
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Billy Joe Shaver,
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Satire
Jan 4, 2024
July in January
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Martina McBride,
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Jul 4, 2023
Happy Independence Day!
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Johnny Cash
Jul 4, 2022
Happy Independence Day!
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Marvin Gaye
Jul 4, 2021
Sunday Mornin' Music / Loretta & Conway / "God Bless America Again"
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Loretta Lynn,
Sunday Mornin' Music
Jul 4, 2020
Saturday Night Music / Johnny Cash / "Ragged Old Flag"
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Johnny Cash,
Saturday Night Music
Jul 4, 2019
Happy Independence Day!
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Ray Charles
Jul 2, 2019
Lee Greenwood Quivering With Anticipation
Patriot and country singer Lee Greenwood is literally shaking with excitement. “42 hours, 5 minutes, 16 seconds… 42 hours, 5 minutes, 15 seconds… “ he chants, staring down at the Apple Watch on his wrist and rocking back and forth on his heels in front of a signed portrait of General Norman Schwarzkopf in his Franklin home’s expansive foyer. His eyes are wild and shifty. His breathing is rushed and his hands are shaking. A single bead of sweat, or possibly a tear hangs halfway down his left cheek.
“He’s been like this since 12 a.m. yesterday morning,” said Lee’s exasperated wife. “He packed all day Sunday; every piece of American flag clothing he owns is in a trailer behind his Suburban out there. Since then, he’s just been here by the front door waiting on ‘go.’
Lee’s countdown will end when the calendar hits July 4th, a sacred holiday in the Greenwood household. Since 1984, his song “God Bless the USA” has become as much a part of America’s Independence Day as fireworks, barbecue, and watermelon, keeping Greenwood in the public eye long past his radio hit-making days. With 27 scheduled appearances this week, ranging from minor league baseball games to fireworks spectaculars, the man could not be more in the zone.
His wife is concerned about his health. “We may have to put in an IV to get him hydrated,” she said. “We’ve also tried to give him a Xanax to calm him down, but he slapped the bottle across the room; we then shot him with a tranquilizer dart, which had no effect.” “Oh dear!” she suddenly exclaimed, noticing some sort of outward sign of Lee’s eagerness and blocking our view of his lower abdominal area.
At press time, there was no verification to the rumor that Lee arose from a box of mothballs like some Old Glory loving vampire Monday morning.
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Jul 4, 2018
Happy Independence Day!
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Ray Charles
Jul 3, 2018
Another 4th of July Tradition Like No Other
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Gary Levox,
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Photocrap,
Satire
Jun 29, 2018
It's Almost July 4th, Lee Greenwood Be Like....
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Jul 4, 2017
Happy Independence Day!
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Johnny Cash
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