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Archives: Top Ten Better Ways to Spend $1.29 Than on FGL/Nelly's "Cruise" Remix

ORIGINALLY POSTED APR 2, 2013

Top Ten Better Ways to Spend $1.29 Than on FGL/Nelly's "Cruise" Remix



From mactrast.com
09. One bullet to shoot iPhone of whoever buys said song

08. Ear plugs

07. Toss one-hundred twenty-nine pennies into a storm drain

06. Steel Reserve tall boy

05. Stamp and envelope to send Scott Borchetta hate mail

04. Toss $1.29 in change into dryer; enjoy the racket more than said song

Perfect accompaniment to your Steel Reserve tall boy!
03. Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco (Duh)

02. Cheap autotune app so you can sound just like FGL

01. Drop quarter and four pennies in toilet, wipe backside with dollar bill

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