Archives: Top 10 Lyrics That Wouldn't Have Made "Accidental Racist" Any Worse

ORIGINALLY POSTED APR 10, 2013

(Brad Paisley/LL Cool J "Accidental Racist")

10. If you don't judge my candy paint whip

I'll forget the pain and punishment

9. To the bum that squeegeed my windshield at the stoplight down on Main,

I think you missed a spot

8. I try to put myself in your shoes but I look dumb in Air Jordans

7. Dear Mr. Honky, You ain't bout that life

6. Our generation doesn't deserve any blamin'

But we're still paying for old faux pas

5. When I put on that t-shirt, the only thing I meant to say is I'm a Brantley fan

4. If you don't judge my baby mamas

I'll say George Bush was better than Obama

3. Caught between achy breaky and Harlem shake

2. And it ain't like you and me are up to speed on history

1. If you don't judge my twenty-twos

I won't bust a cap in you