If I Don’t Tell You I’m Country ©2021 FTM Satire Lyrics I’m from backside of the backwoods Drive a step-side and it rides good I got a hot...

  Seems like half the mainstream country songs are just tunes about partying or driving in a pickup truck while listening to songs about par...

Every 2019 Country Hit ©2019 FTM Satire Snap beat snap beat snap beat, baby girl I’m shameless, I’ll rhyme that with w...

A response to the return of "look how country I am" songs, particularly Hardy's "Rednecker" (which I realize...

If You Say I'm Not Country ©2019 FTM Lyrical Satirical I like sugar in my unsweet tea And my Texas chili full of beans An...

Americana Man (©2018 Farce the Music satire) My patchy beard is finally filling in Gained a couple pounds, need another ten G...

Token Country Song ©2017 Farce Satire Hey y'all, do you remember me I'm a country song, long time no see It's the...

Just Like We Did Last Summer ©2017 FTM Satire Baby here we go again A summer song for your and your friends June, July and August ...

A satire of all those "oh my girlfriend is so perfect/she saved me/she's a little crazy but I love her" songs that never se...

(I wrote a whole Christmas song parody around @fiveoletsgo 's title .) Rocking Around in Skinny Jeans (FTM Lyrical Satir...

  2016 Country Throwdown (Drunk People Looking at Their Phones) ©2016 Farce the Music Satires I've seen all those videos Boot...

Forget This Song ©2016 Farce the Music Satires Hey baby, this song's for you You might not remember it when it's through But it...

Law of natural selection at work. Here's a satirical lyric sent to us by singer/songwriter Jeff Przech . You can almost hear Cole S...

Hard Out Here for a Bro ©2015 FTM Satire Since the bloggers started killing fun I can't call girls a hottie All I can say'...

Dumbass Country Song   ©2014 FTM Satires Babygirl honey are you ready to go Gotta drive this boner down a gravel road I'm lik...

Get Down and Turn Up (© 2014 FTM Satire) Hotties with bodies Shakin' gyratin' Binge drinking their way through this song Jager ...

Barbed Wire Tattoo - A Bro-Country Ballad (©2014 FTM Satire) I tried to send you a shot of my junk But I guess you're blocking my c...

Country B**ches ©2014 FTM Satire She's a pair of shorts on a pair of legs Dancing too close to the tailgate edge She...

Good Ass Night ©2014 FTM Satires It's been a bad week I failed remedial math My truck nuts broke and  My Reaper had a ...