Sep 28, 2009

John Rich's Songwriting Tips #18

Another e-mail question. Robert in Arizona wants to know "Why do you pander to the lowest common denominator in regards to the listening audience? Is simple songwriting just the most feasible way to make money in the current country music climate or are you actually that unintelligent?"

Okay Robert, I uh, I'll try to figure out what you're talking about, but I'm not that good at math. Pretty sure I got an F on the test about denominators. Those are like fractions, right? Wait, did you just call me stupid? You worthless steaming pile of longhorn sh*t. I'll put my boot so far up your *ss you won't be able to say all those five dollar words without a working knowledge of sign language. F*** you!

*Not actually written by John Rich.

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