Oct 19, 2009

Top Ten Ways You Can Know a Country Album Sucks Without Listening to It

New series... self explanatory. Top ten lists. Hope ya like.

Top 10
Ways You Can Know a Country Album Sucks Without Listening to It

10. Singer in cover photo wearing too much Mascara... and it's a dude

09. Ed Hardy thanked in liner notes

08. The album is named after a Hall & Oates song

07. One of the musicians listed is a DJ

06. The lead single is more autotuned than Akon

05. Roughstock gave it a positive review*

04. There's more than one song title with a combination of 2 or more of these words: country, I'm, from, boy, where, backwoods, sticks, proud, raised, way, farm

03. Sticker on cover says "With special guest Colt Ford"

02. The band's name features an intentionally misspelled word

01. If the word "Flatt" is on the cover, but "Scruggs" or "Lester" isn't




*Just kiddin' Matt. :)

4 comments:

  1. Hey now, I gave Twang a favorable review, and you don't see anyone saying that it's not a great album. Well, except for The 9513.

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  2. Just messing with you guys, TPH.

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  3. Great stuff. It's hard not to hate the Valory Music Co. for bringing us both Jimmy Wayne and Justin Moore.

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