Top 10
Ways You Can Know a Country Album Sucks Without Listening to It
10. Singer in cover photo wearing too much Mascara... and it's a dude
09. Ed Hardy thanked in liner notes
08. The album is named after a Hall & Oates song
07. One of the musicians listed is a DJ
06. The lead single is more autotuned than Akon
05. Roughstock gave it a positive review*
04. There's more than one song title with a combination of 2 or more of these words: country, I'm, from, boy, where, backwoods, sticks, proud, raised, way, farm
03. Sticker on cover says "With special guest Colt Ford"
02. The band's name features an intentionally misspelled word
01. If the word "Flatt" is on the cover, but "Scruggs" or "Lester" isn't
*Just kiddin' Matt. :)
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ReplyDeleteHey now, I gave Twang a favorable review, and you don't see anyone saying that it's not a great album. Well, except for The 9513.
ReplyDeleteJust messing with you guys, TPH.
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff. It's hard not to hate the Valory Music Co. for bringing us both Jimmy Wayne and Justin Moore.
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