CMT is running a contest where the prize is an all-night party at John Rich's Mt. Richmore. FTM got aholt' of some of the rules for the winner.
10. No cameras, recording devices, weapons or Democrats
09. Must present proof of legal residency and gun ownership
08. Homosexuals are welcome
....to work on the catering staff
07. Don't do anything you don't think Johnny Cash would do
06. Males are required to present I.D. for age verification; females, not so much...
05. Thou shalt not take the name of McCain in vain
04. Only attendees with a blood alcohol level less than .12 may drive home afterwards
03. Please leave Gretchen a nice tip. She's not tending bar for her health.
02. Must sign a health, confidentiality, damages, and sexually transmitted diseases waiver
01. Do not feed Sebastian Bach after midnight