Feb 24, 2016

BG Nation Hook-Up: A Dating Site


BGNationHookup.com
A Dating Site for Brantley Gilbert Fans

Profile Questions

(We'll skip the basic "who are you looking for" questions and get to the good stuff.)

Sex:
Yes, please
How much for 30 minutes?

Relationship status:
Single
Divorced
Open Relationship
Spouse in Jail

Which best describes your body type?
Chunky
Big-boned
Shredded and Tatted
Meth Chic

What is your sign?
Saggyterrorist
Pie-sieze
I don't know sign language
Middle finger
Stop

What is your level of education?
Junior High
9th Grade
10th Grade
11th Grade
GED at the Prison
Trade School at the Prison

Which drugs do you do?
Weed
Crack
Flakka
Bath Salts
Meth
Cocaine
Spice
Ecstacy
Shrooms
Purple Drank
Oxycontin
Other Prescription Drugs
Whatever I can get

Drink?
Constantly
Mostly
Hourly

Tattoos?
Barbed Wire
Deer Tracks
Truck
Guns
Confederate Flag
Ex
Misspelled Stuff

Hobbies?
Online Porn
Offline Porn
Cooking Meth
Violating Restraining Orders
Illegal Hunting
Illegal Fishing
Theft
Arson
Assault

Criminal Record?
Rather Not Answer
See Hobbies

Favorite Country Singer?
Big Smo
Brantley Gilbert
Colt Ford
Haystak
The Lacs
Mikel Knight

Employment?
No
Looking
Not Looking
Cooking Meth
Selling Drugs
Fencing Stolen Property

Ideal Date?
Dinner and a Porn
Keg Party
Mudding
Sex Behind a Dumpster

Which sexually transmitted diseases do you have?
The Clap
The Clam
The Gift That Keeps on Giving
The Deadliest Catch
The Pox

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