God, My Head
(Parody of Rascal Flatts' "Bob That Head")
God, my head
Awwh, Awwh, ah
No-no, hell no
What is this crap
Oh no, Rascal Flatts
Corn pone hip hop
Lord I wish that it would stop
Just so I could
End this nausea
But I can't change the station
It's like a car wreck
I'm a rubberneck
This song's a fist
And I'm a masochist
[CHORUS]
God, my head
When they play that song
Gonna spew my supper
Stomach ain't that strong
Givin' the radio that FU sign
Hey go to hell, DJ
Every time it plays
God, my head
Aw man, God, my head
God, my head
I think country died
By the second line
Feelin' uneasy
This thing's so cheesy
Speakers rattlin'
My good taste battlin'
For goodness sake
If I ain't mistaken
Verse two's about
Some gal goin' down
Oh my
[Repeat Chorus]
Come on, what's wrong
Who approved this stupid song
Don't it make you queasy
[CHORUS]
God, my head
When they play that song
Gonna spew my supper
Stomach ain't that strong
Givin' the radio that FU sign
Hey go to hell, DJ
Every time it plays
God, my head
Aw man, God, my head
God, my head
Come on, pass the Tylenol
Can't take this at all
God, my head
God, my head
Every other tune
God my head, God my head
Man oh man
Ever think about becoming a songwriter?
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