Country Song
(A parody of Alan Jackson's "Country Boy")
Excuse me sir in your pick-up truck
Get off your cell phone and turn me up
You had the volume low for Rascal Flatts
By God, I'm here to do something 'bout that
[Chorus:]
I'm a country song, yeah don't you hear my drawl?
Mouth full of chew in a big Ford ya'll
Hank cranked up loud, feelin' alright
This kinda stuff's pretty tough to write
Oh, I'm a country song
Listen good, you might hear steel guitar
Rip off your sleeves and find a redneck bar
Drink a cup and find a girl that's fast
Get you some lovin', no I can't say (sassafrass)
I'm a country song, hear that fiddle play
Raise some hell then find a church to pray
Thank God for mama and my gun rack
Here's the line where I salute the flag
Hey, I'm a country song
[Bridge:]
House on a hill, some cut off jeans
And here's one more about turnip greens
Cause I'm a country song
I'm on the charts, and risin' high
My singer's famous, he don't have to try
Make me your favorite, I don't want to be
Just one more track for greatest hits...part 3
[Chorus]
[2nd Bridge:]
Keep it country, stupid, don't bore us
Here's the focus group tested chorus
[Chorus x2]
Ahaha. This is my favorite song parody so far.
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