Dec 16, 2008

Hungry All the Time

A Tim McGraw/Faith Hill/Bruce Robison/Kelly Willis parody.

Hungry All the Time
(parody of “Angry All the Time” written by Bruce Robison)

Here we are
Four months bein’ a husband and a wife
Five bucks spent
on a combo meal in the late night Wendy’s line
You’re not big yet, but you’re getting a whole lot bigger every day
It’s too late for your girlish shape
It's all but slipped away

The reasons that I’m concerned don't have a thing to do with loving you dear
I just never knew when I said I do, your waistline would disappear
You ain't the only one who feels like the view’s larger from behind
I don't know why you gotta be hungry all the time

Your pants are torn, they’re splittin’ right across your derriere
I hope someday you can walk past a buffet and not stare
I remember every time we’d jog out in the rain
What I just can’t bear is the fourteen sizes you've added to the ten

The reasons that I’m concerned don't have a thing to do with loving you dear
I just never knew when I said I do, your waistline would disappear
You ain't the only one who feels like the view’s larger from behind
I don't know why you gotta be hungry all the time

Twenty pounds have come aboard since our ship set sail in June
and somehow you remind me now, of the white wedding balloons
And God it hurts me to think of you
In your weddin’ night lingerie
You’ve gone from that sexy shape to slurpin’ down a shake

The reasons that I’m concerned don't have a thing to do with loving you dear
I just never knew when I said I do, your waistline would disappear
You ain't the only one who feels like the view’s larger from behind
I don't know why you gotta be hungry all the time

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