That's America
(parody of Rodney Atkins "It's America")
Drivin' my Prius today
90 in the carpool lane
A big ol' billboard read
"We hope your day is blessed"
Almost bit down on my tongue
Thinkin' "Oh the nerve of some"
Imposing on me with their beliefs
Maybe I should just leave
this America
Cause
It's "nucular" bombs
A Toby Keith song
A gas guzzling Chevrolet
It's empirialism
CO2 emissions
Trips to Guantanamo Bay
It's Super Walmart
And unjust wars
One nation in decay
That's America
I drove home and hugged all my trees
Flipped on MSNBC
Then surfed for some Daily Kos news
Lookin' for the truth
Munchin' on my free range fruit
Cursin' 'bout ol' "Double-U"
Gave my Marx poster a salute
Dreamin' of a better America
Not nucular bombs
Or Toby Keith songs
Gas guzzling Chevrolets
It's empirialism
CO2 emissions
Trips to Guantanamo Bay
It's Super Walmart
And oil hungry wars
One nation in decay
That's America
It's rich screwin' poor so they can live highly
It's gun racks, car tracks and Bill O'Reilly
It's where kids have no chance
To be the president
If they're black... oh... wait
Well, it's a flag fadin' on the bumper
of a global-warming-causing Hummer
And nucular bombs
Daryl Worley songs
Gas guzzling Chevrolets
It's commercialism
Thinking Christ is risen
Anti-Mexicanism
And Guantanamo Bay
It's Super Walmart
And unjust wars
One nation in decay
That's America
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This is hilarious and depressing at the same time.
ReplyDeleteYou just described my life. ;)
ReplyDeleteThis song sucks even worse than the original. You should be sent to Guantamo Bay to be waterboarded. Too bad that terrorist sympathizer B. Hussain Obama is going to close the place. Oh well.
ReplyDeleteU apparently missed the point MM. This is an obvious jab against extreme liberals... With a small jab at Bush's pronunciation :) Its a satire dude.
ReplyDeleteWhile it may well suck, Matt, Mr. Anonymous is correct. I'm actually not in favor of closing Guantanamo (for a while anyway), but the "singer" of this song is. I'm thinking I should avoid politics altogether on here.
ReplyDeleteI love how you poke fun at both extreme sides here! They both deserve it. Couldn't stop laughing.
ReplyDeleteSorry about my earlier comment. I took this post too seriously and assumed that it was a (slightly overexaggerated) statement of your political opinions. I should have paid more attention to the disclaimer at the bottom.
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