An anonymous source sent me the lyrics for the lead single on Chuck Wicks' second album, due in November. Enjoy!
TMB
©2009 (not actually written by) Jimmy Wayne and Jay DeMarcus
v1
I was so lost
Until you came until my world
The waves, they tossed
Until you quieted the storm, girl
I was a fool
But then again I'm just a man
This is for you
So put out your sweet little hand
Chorus
Here, take my balls
I don't need 'em anymore
Wrap them in silk and keep 'em in your dresser drawer
You saved my life
So it's the least that I can do
Yeah, take my balls and I'll always sing this sweet for you
v2
I'll rub your feet
Unless you want me to fold clothes
Tell me your dreams
I'll flush mine down the commode
Girl, listen here
I'm done with sports and cigarettes
No drinkin' beer
Let's just hold hands, cause who needs sex?
(Repeat Chorus)
Bridge
Your love is the greatest thing I have ever known
Steal away my heart and my testosterone
Oh take my balls
I don't need 'em anymore
No baby, I don't want to know the Dallas Cowboys score
You are my life
So I'll watch Lifetime shows with you
Yeah, take my balls and sure, I'd love to have more tofu
Bwahahaha! Awesome.
ReplyDeleteScary how this reminds me of myself...
ReplyDeleteHow big a boy are you? I'm comin over there an whoop yer ass.
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