10. Keeps wearing a t-shirt that says "Not OJ"
09. Planning to bum rush Kanye West at next awards show
08. Kicking fewer puppies
07. Starting new foundation: "Jackass R&B Singers Against Choking the Sh*t Out of Women"
06. Putting the toilet seat down
05. Giving a huge cardboard check for $80 Kabillion Dollars to local women's shelter
04. Following the R.Kelly "Fix Your Soiled Rep System"
03. Watching an hour a day of Lifetime
02. Not illegally downloading Rihanna's new album
01. Only beating up women his own size