Satire of country music Saturday night/Sunday morning songs

Note: This is a satire.

Play Hard, Pray Harder

©2010 Trailer satires

Saturday night I get my truck waxed up

Head down to the bar and drink a cup

And do some lines of coke

Came in with my girl but left with my ex

Had some public unprotected sex

Gave her clap but she don't know

Chorus

I play hard, so I pray harder

Sunday mornin' I ask the Father

To forgive me of my sins

Then I go and do it again

Yeah, I play hard, so I pray harder

Sunday mornin' in the Baptist church

Track marks achin' and my head it hurts

Singing Amazing Grace

Thinkin' 'bout fightin' the night before

I hope the cops don't find the corpse

But the Lord says it's okay

I play hard, so I pray harder

Sunday mornin' I ask the Father

To forgive this sinner's soul

For smokin' a big fat bowl

Yeah, I play hard, so I pray harder

Bridge

I love Jesus and the US of A

You know what I mean?

But I like gun runnin' and gettin' laid

So thank God I'm redeemed

I play hard, so I pray harder

Sunday mornin' I ask the Father

To forgive my dirty deeds

My arson, lust and greed

Yeah, I play hard, so I pray harder