10. Blake, get your hand off your crotch, the camera's on us
9. I should have done a little more pre-drinking
8. Damn, Reba's rack is shiny
7. Wish I could shoot something, wish I could shoot something, wish I could shoot something
6. I wonder what Buddy Jewell is doing right about now?
5. Hooo, Luke Bryan's breath smelled like mountain oysters and road apples. Mix in a Mentos or something, dude.
4. How the hell does Reba get her rack that shiny???
3. Blake, stop staring at Reba's rack!
2. Yeah yeah I know, the winner is Taylor Sw... wait... what?
1. Ha ha, kiss my ass, Martina!
You are my hero, and you're going to hell.
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