Top Ten Comebacks We’d Prefer Over Limp Bitzkit's

The godfathers of douche rock, Limp Bizkit, have returned with a new tour this year and a new album coming out soon, to no one's excitement. Here are a few comebacks FTM would prefer to Durst and company's.

10. Rat Tails

9. Sammy Sooser

8. Cookies & Cream Hershey Bars

7. The metric system

6. The 69 Boyz

5. Yuppies

4. Troll Dolls

3. GeoCities/Angelfire websites

2. Mark McGuinn

1. Pluto (the planetoid)