Gretchen Wilson Parody

"Who??" you might ask. Well, Gretchen Wilson was once one of the hottest rising stars in country music, with her smash hit "Redneck Woman." Since the release of that song and subsequent clones, Wilson has since gone into witness protection... I think. Anyway, here's a lyric parody of her semi-hit with Merle Haggard, "Politically Uncorrect."

Intelligently Uncorrect

I'm for the low man on the classroom roll
And I'm for the Junkyard Dog and dips of Skoal
And I'm for selling plasma to pay the rent
And I'm for getting drunk at the gravel pit
I'm for taquitos with hot nacho cheese
And I'm for scratchin' where and whenever I please
And I'm for skin movies on Cinemax
And blue jeans so low they show my crack

Chorus:
And I'm for a bottle of Colt 45
And I'm for the ditchweed, love gettin' high
I'm just one of the losers
Who can't get no respect
Intelligently uncorrect

I guess people don't much like my lifestyle
Aw, but don't be hatin' 'cause I get buckwild
Cause I'm gonna fight for my rights, by damn
The U.S. Constipation says this is a free land

Repeat Chorus

And I'm for a tallboy of good Natty Ice
And I'm for the oxy, love gettin' high
I'm just one of the losers
Who can't buy no respect
Intelligently uncorrect

Nothing wrong with a bottle of Colt 45
Nothing wrong with Aunt Mary, and gettin' real high
I'm just some of many who don't get no respect
Intelligently uncorrect
Intelligently uncorrect