Dec 2, 2010

Review Fail IV

I like to review songs and album as much as the next blogger, but sometimes it's just more fun to sit back and let the (ir)regular music fans do it...
(Actual unedited (except for space on occasion) iTunes reviews)

Gwynneth Paltrow - Country Strong

Great song!
(5 Stars)
by Ash33333
Everyone she is not becoming a country singer she played one in a movie. So for everyone who is freaking out about the state of Nashville today calm down, and go see the movie it's about the ups and downs of the industry so you may like it. And the song itself is good.
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Haha
(4 Stars)
by Sallyjoflundersenthethird
To whoever said Nashville was a state:

That was funny, you made me laugh.
Nashville is a city, sweetie. The capital of Tennessee. :)
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State of Nasvhille?
(3 Stars)
by lksdgd
Pretty sure they were talking about the "state of Nashville" meaning the condition of Nashville, "Honey".

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Justin Moore - s/t album

Best CD
(5 Stars)
by Samjam1210
This is country at it's finest, Justin Moore is going to be the next George strait. All the songs are good on this album!!
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Woa....*Girlish squeel*......Drooooool......This guy is gawjuz!!!!
(4 Stars)
by *ThatReviewerChickWhoHeartsChuckBass*
Omgomgomgomg! I almost fainted when i saw this guys face!!! he is sooooo hot!!! ok i like his songs. they are fun, but origional!Which is great!!!His voice kinda sounds like a few other artists, but besides that, the guys got talent!!impressive justin! ;D

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Soulja Boy - Blowing Me Kisses

lame
(1 Star)
by 1511561651
stupied

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Ron White - Drunk in Public

this is ok
(4 Stars)
by laxin54
this is ok but hes not as funny as dane cook

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Jamey Johnson - The Guitar Song

Taylor Swift is waaaaaay better
(1 Star)
by Tom Bradly
Srsly who likes this retardation ???
that's NOT country
Taylor Swift is the REAL country artist
worst album ever
can't wait for Speak Now
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boring!! pillow music!!
(1 Star)
by Ilikerealmusicnotthiscrap
Is everyone who reviewed this cd deaf? How could anyone like this cd? I got my cd free (thank god) What the hell happened to the old Jamey Johnson? This cd will put you to sleep. I only like 3 out of 25 songs. This has to be the worst country cd this year! jason aldean, justin moore and kevin fowler are REAL country singers. Jamey Johnson sold out. what happened to songs like "redneck side of me" & "ray ray's juke joint"? Now he sings stupid songs like "baby don't cry" & "macon"--WTF?. I used to like Jamey Johnson but now I wouldn't walk across the street to see him. Some people call this Real country music. I call this put me to sleep pillow music. I bet this cd will NEVER have a #1 hit. I'm going to use my cd's as beer coster's while I listen to REAL country singers who sing REAL country music, not one's that put me in a coma like this crap. WAKE UP PEOPLE!

7 comments:

  1. wow whoever said that shit bout jamey doesn't know what real true hardcore country is and the guitar song is the greatest album of the year maybe the last 2 or 3 and whoever said that taylor was better or is real country FUCK YOU she is no where close and never will be

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  2. Wow... that first Jamey comment has got to be a joke.

    There's no way somebody who thinks Taylor Swift is the "REAL" country artist would listen to Johnson's album in entirety.

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  3. i know huh i have the it on cd and vinyl yes i said Vinyl i grew up with record players and i'm only 20 i love true hard core country i hate everything else and jameys album is album of the year in my book and song of the year is Lonely At The Top

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  4. The anti-Jamey Johnson comments are right on. Johnson has a god-awful voice. His music is ok, but vastly over-rated among those who seem to think that it is "REAL country" and thus somehow great for that reason alone. All that aside, his voice sounds so bad that it ruins even good songs.

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  5. hey anonymous Fuck Your Self To Scared To Put A Name On Here You Loser He Is REAL Country Him King George Easton Corbin And Alan Jackson And Joey + Rory. Is Bout All We Have That Is Real so dont speak if you dont know your shit ok thank you

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  6. Hey John - I'm not too scared to put a name on here I'm just too lazy! And its not like your name "John" identifies you any more than my name "Anonymous" does.

    I stand by what I wrote. I think Jamey Johnson's voice is unlistenable. And I don't think "REAL country" is any better than pop country.

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  7. anonymous get the fuck outta here you loser pop country Sucks It's Real Country Or Nothin If Your A Taylor Fag Fan Then Go For It But Stay Away From The Real Stuff Ok And By The Way My Real Name Is John So It Does Identify Me i'm not a fake like you and the taylor trash

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