Mar 30, 2011

Top 10 Things Going Through Atlantic Records Execs Minds When They Signed Gwyneth Paltrow to a Country Record Deal

10. Cha-ching!

09. She won't require as much Autotune as Rebecca Black, anyway.

08. Homina homina homina

07. Maybe she can get me her husband's autograph!

06. Where did I leave my damn keys?

05. Well, we'll save on the photo touchups for the album art.

04. Geez, it's not like she sings as bad as Bob Dylan.

03. When it doesn't sell, we'll claim anti-Liberal actress bias.

02. Crack cocaine

01. Crystal methamphetamine

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