TAKE A SHOT:
(Of Jager) every time Jason Aldean is shown on camera
(Of Jager and yell "deja vu!") every time Brantley Gilbert is shown on camera
Every time Carrie Underwood changes her clothes
(Of Hennessy) for each hip-hop reference
TAKE A SIP:
Every time somebody who has nothing to do with country music appears on stage
Every time the camera flashes to Blake and Miranda
(Cheap beer) every time you see a male artist wearing jeans and a sportcoat
(Of Boones Farm Wine) every time someone thanks the good Lord
Every time Brad Paisley thinks one of his jokes was cute
(Of flat beer) Every time one of Carrie's jokes falls flat
Every time Kimberly Perry hits a bad note
CHUG:
If Taylor Swift makes the "OMG" face
If a reality show star appears
(Ice cold beer from console) If the camera focuses on Jason Aldean's butt
Every time "If I Die Young" wins an award
FINISH YOUR DRINK:
Before Natasha Bedingfield and Rascal Flatts perform
(Predrink) Before Blake Shelton and Kenny Loggins open the show
If Lionel Richie says something to the effect that he's always been a country boy
If I was really playing, I'd already be drunk.
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